I’m sorry, but if that damned centaur thinks he’s coming in my house, then he’s putting on pants.
That’s the same strict discipline that I like to teach my imaginary kids.
Next stop for this author has got to be a TV reality show
Or an SNL sketch at the very least.
Almost laughing too hard to type.
I can see why this one might appeal to you alright.
Things fall apart; the centaur cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.
You’re a clever man, Bill. Thankfully not a clever centaur. (Not, apparently, that there’s anything wrong with that.)
Taking my cue, Roz, from your recent Funny Times column, let me say that though I may be an old centaur–inside I FEEL like a much younger centaur, perhaps even as young as Fabian or Quintz.
I am far too young to have any idea who Fabian or Quintz is. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Thanks Roz, I’m fairly sure that nobody has ever called me clever before!
My fellow countryman writes those words so well.
Forgive me for misquoting such beautiful lines from Yeats, but as serious as he was, he himself indulged in puns in his poetry, especially “gone/Gonne” puns.
Where in the world did you get that book? I WANT A COPY!!
I’m sorry, but if that damned centaur thinks he’s coming in my house, then he’s putting on pants.
That’s the same strict discipline that I like to teach my imaginary kids.
Next stop for this author has got to be a TV reality show
Or an SNL sketch at the very least.
Almost laughing too hard to type.
I can see why this one might appeal to you alright.
Things fall apart; the centaur cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.
You’re a clever man, Bill. Thankfully not a clever centaur. (Not, apparently, that there’s anything wrong with that.)
Taking my cue, Roz, from your recent Funny Times column, let me say that though I may be an old centaur–inside I FEEL like a much younger centaur, perhaps even as young as Fabian or Quintz.
I am far too young to have any idea who Fabian or Quintz is. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Thanks Roz, I’m fairly sure that nobody has ever called me clever before!
My fellow countryman writes those words so well.
Forgive me for misquoting such beautiful lines from Yeats, but as serious as he was, he himself indulged in puns in his poetry, especially “gone/Gonne” puns.
Where in the world did you get that book? I WANT A COPY!!
It came from the land of make-believe!
That’s my favorite land.