A man in Great Britain was arrested for having sex with a mailbox. Yep, apparently he sauntered over to a corner post and caressed it and well, you know…Needless to say he was arrested. The lawyer for the mailbox maniac said his client has learned a few key lessons from his crime:
Sending letters is okay; sending sperm is not
Not all packages fit in the mail box slot
and finally,
It’s true: the postal service always delivers on time.
Talk about pushing the envelope!
See.. it’s always the tall ones who get the attention. Other mailboxes are short and stubby and feel left out.
Another winner! How about a book of similar bizarre-o news items?
Hm, food for thought! That sounds like a lot of legal loop jumping, but maybe not.
The guy is lucky it wasn’t sub zero temps at the time of engagement.
Yep, that would not be pretty at all!
I can honestly say, I’ve never thought of mail boxes as sexy, but I’m outraged that one was so criminally assaulted! 😉
well, maybe we can crowd fund for its therapy Theresa!
Bwahahaha! Stellar, Donna!
Thanks Linda!