10 thoughts on “Lost Gold Ring”

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2. Hah, great!

   1. So great, several books were written about it!

3. Oh. Lord, we could write rings around this scam.

   1. You could also run rings around it.

4. A lost ring? Who can bear it?

   I believe Sauron lost his ring hobbit-ually.

   “ash nazg gimbatul”

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      all::and::in:the:darkness:bind
      them:In:the:Land:of:Mordor
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      1. I think I SEE the ring! Yes, I do! It’s in your above reply, and it’s made of a pure, valuable metal.
         In fact, it’s PRECIOUS!

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            1. “Three rings for the Elven-Kings”: What kind of circus could the Elven-Kings have had?

               Answer below. Scroll down.

               Andy

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