Screw the Ashley Madison lists… I just found out the DOLLY MADISON subscriber list was hacked! I’ve already started to apologize to my kids, family members and co-workers. The social media posts of shame have begun.
I’m just glad that the Ho-Ho’s server hasn’t been hacked yet because most of those Ho-Hos’ pimps would probably be exposed. I ain’t sayin’ I’m one of them but, I have FED into that system as well.
I “donut” see what the hackers gain by doing this but, if the Ho-Ho’s get hacked, that would just be the icing on the Little-Debbie Cake for me and my professional life.
I was trying to find a way to end this properly, but…. (wait for it)…. I couldn’t find a ZINGER!
(Good night! Be sure to tip your server staff!)
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