25 Reasons You Should Marry a Waffle

Wednesday, August 24th is National Waffle Day! It also happens to be the day I would have celebrated my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. After investing so many years in one failed relationship, I am fully evaluating what characteristics I desire in a potential future partner. The more I think about it, the more I realize that a waffle would make a really great spouse. So, in honor of National Waffle Day, I present: 25 Reasons You Should Marry a Waffle 1. No matter how late you stay out, they are still sweet in the morning 2. When you take one to the movies, it doubles as a date and a snack 3. If they go bad, you can throw them out without worrying about whose name is on the lease 4. They don’t get jealous if one morning you decide you’d rather have pancakes 5. You always know exactly what they’re made of 6. They always maintain their shape 7. Even the puffy round ones look good 8. Waffles are available 24/7 9. Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth are syrupy sweet in-laws 10. They come in a variety of flavors 11. Even if you marry a Belgian, they always speak your … Continue reading 25 Reasons You Should Marry a Waffle