Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrible mistake towards a young church member. While singing a hymen hymn he was so off-key I accused him of being deaf. He signed back yes I am. Knowing a bit of sign language I signed I’m sorry. He signed back that I could eat his shirt and kiss his aunt. At least that what I think he signed? Amen.
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You can say it to me: I’m just as off key, without a good reason.
Mark, I would never, ever ask you to sing a “hymen”, no matter how off-key you were. Now a hymn, perhaps. 😉
You can always find something funny to write about church. I wonder if our priests, ministers, rabbis, imams and gurus realize this! Hehe! 😀
I hope they do Kathy or like Johnny Cash would say I’m going to burn, burn, burn in a ring of fire. But like painter Bob Ross would say, “There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.” Amen! 😉
And Bill Spencer your answer had me “broken” up in laughter!
I’m going to ask the question that many want to know the answer to, Debs – how does someone sing a hymen?
Answer: verrry carefully
Bill Spencer gets the prize here for the funniest comment! ROFLMAO!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HATE auto correct, but in this case I’m leaving it in with the correction because I think it’s funnier than the original post, LOL!!!
I don’t know Bill Y but always remember to use a condom when singing a hymen! 😉