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Always wake a sleeping woman because then she’ll be awake.

August 31, 2016
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Bill Y is not the kind of dude who hands out cheap advice for no other reason than to make the world a better place but that all changes today. The alternative to not telling you about this, is to tell you about this. Sometimes it takes someone like me to tell someone like you, something so obvious that your life may never be quite the same again.

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Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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6 Responses to Always wake a sleeping woman because then she’ll be awake.

  1. August 31, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    Not only will she be awake, she’ll have to yell at you with bed hair and morning breath. Bad idea.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      September 3, 2016 at 6:03 am

      Oh Bill Y has learned his lesson well!

  2. August 31, 2016 at 6:43 am

    Yes, Bill Spencer has the medical stuff down pat, but let me add how my husband takes on this brave deed: He sends in the dogs!

    • Bill Y Ledden
      September 3, 2016 at 6:04 am

      Now if he sent in the dogs with coffee, that would be cool!

  3. Bill Spencer
    August 31, 2016 at 6:09 am

    There’s actually a technical, medical term for always waking a sleeping woman. It’s called—snoring.

    (Response to tags message: If I were a lady, would you tell me jokes anyway?)

    • Bill Y Ledden
      September 3, 2016 at 6:06 am

      If you were a lady or a toaster or a 1997 Firebird, I would still tell you jokes.



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