Dump “trump”

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In the good old days, Greece was the word.

Now it’s…Trump?

If this megalomaniac becomes POTUS, I’m afraid the regular word, “trump”, will have to be banned. Saying “trump” or “Trump” too often causes cancer.

We know how important “trump” is in Euchre. Oh God, that word again. Like a razor blade cutting my ear drums.

We’ll have to call it something else – the nuclear bomb suit, the really great winning suit. I’d even be good with the Mussolini suit or Hitler suit. Just not trump.

Sorry, but the trumpet can no longer be called that. My suggestion is “the metal tube that makes your face turn red” or “the short spit collector.”

Charges can no longer be “trumped-up”. They’ll have to be “made up out of thin air” from now on. Just like Trump’s charges against Obama.

All Trumpet vines will immediately change their name to “the plant that looks like a short spit collector” vine, or be dug up and burned.

I can never play Scrabble again. If I get the word “trump” I will cry, assume the fetal position, spit and turn my face red. Besides, you don’t get many points.

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