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Friday Humor Devotional

July 29, 2016
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Jesus-saves-piggy-bankDear Lord, please forgive my 5-year-old’s innocent outburst during one of our Sunday sermons.  When the Reverend praised that Jesus Saves, little Barry proudly stood up and shouted, “But Daddy says Moses refinances!”  Amen, with 5 % interest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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8 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. August 4, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    Well, I guess if you want to climb the mountain of finance there is nobody more qualified than Moses. 😉

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      August 5, 2016 at 3:27 pm

      Yep his advertising slogan is, “Invest with Moses” and get two free tablets! 😉

  2. July 30, 2016 at 11:53 am

    I am amazed they made the slit for the coins where Jesus was sliced with the spear. Isn’t that a bit sacrilegious?

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      July 30, 2016 at 1:17 pm

      Only if it cuts into his prophets; see what I did there Donna, prophets/profits. Yeah, I’m going to hell for sure. 🙁

  3. Bill Spencer
    July 30, 2016 at 8:56 am

    Interest-ing.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      July 30, 2016 at 9:47 am

      And that’s no bull market Bill! 😉

  4. Bill Y Ledden
    July 30, 2016 at 5:37 am

    I believe the Jesus dude was an animal lover and constantly donated money to bear funds.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      July 30, 2016 at 9:45 am

      Shedding his bearer bonds to help the Dow-trodden! Hallelujah Bill Y!



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