Dear Lord, please forgive my 5-year-old’s innocent outburst during one of our Sunday sermons. When the Reverend praised that Jesus Saves, little Barry proudly stood up and shouted, “But Daddy says Moses refinances!” Amen, with 5 % interest.
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Well, I guess if you want to climb the mountain of finance there is nobody more qualified than Moses. 😉
Yep his advertising slogan is, “Invest with Moses” and get two free tablets! 😉
I am amazed they made the slit for the coins where Jesus was sliced with the spear. Isn’t that a bit sacrilegious?
Only if it cuts into his prophets; see what I did there Donna, prophets/profits. Yeah, I’m going to hell for sure. 🙁
Interest-ing.
And that’s no bull market Bill! 😉
I believe the Jesus dude was an animal lover and constantly donated money to bear funds.
Shedding his bearer bonds to help the Dow-trodden! Hallelujah Bill Y!