Political Sillimericks

Trump and Boehner – fruit colored
One, nationalist, the other a dullard
One weeps uncontrollably
The other, a king, wannabe
Neither eats greens that are collard

John and Don, with the hue of a carrot
Combined with the looks of a ferret
However, when hair is considered
A tweeter on his device once twittered
They couldn’t be less disparate

Sarah Palin claims as much science as Bill Nye
Says she knows as much as the Guy
But when she opens her mouth
All science goes South
Leaving no doubt as to why

New bathroom laws in Carolina
For the Gays and the Trans, not-so-fina
Religious protectors
Become pubic inspectors
The Trans have it better in China

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