That group of organs that work together to convert food into energy and basic nutrients to feed the entire body? Cookie Monster doesn’t have them. | HumorOutcasts

That group of organs that work together to convert food into energy and basic nutrients to feed the entire body? Cookie Monster doesn’t have them.

October 1, 2016
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You, I or someone who matters, could easily spend oodles of time, examining what Cookie Monster is saying in the below picture but let’s not. Let’s hack straight to the chase: Cookie Monster doesn’t have a digestive system. He’s never actually eaten a cookie. You have been force-fed, fabricated fiction and it stops right now. Remember where you were when you finally learned what truth is. Remember these three words: Embrace; Enlighten; Fence Panels from Far Away Places.

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Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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4 Responses to That group of organs that work together to convert food into energy and basic nutrients to feed the entire body? Cookie Monster doesn’t have them.

  1. October 1, 2016 at 8:15 am

    I never thought I could feel sorry for cookies. I, like Cookie Monster, loves to devour them. Perhaps I should re-think my cookie-eating process?

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 1, 2016 at 8:21 am

      I’m just happy to be bringing this Exclusive out on HO for the world to see, Don Don’s!

  2. Bill Spencer
    October 1, 2016 at 6:35 am

    This is the most interesting post in the world.

    I think that makes you the most interesting poster, boy.

    In your tags, “You have been force-fed” is followed by “humor.” HaHaHaHaHa.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 1, 2016 at 8:10 am

      Only a true master-observationalist would notice something like that.



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