That thoughtful moment when the only items in your cart are a toaster and a bathtub plug so you add bread so the cashier doesn’t worry… | HumorOutcasts

That thoughtful moment when the only items in your cart are a toaster and a bathtub plug so you add bread so the cashier doesn’t worry…

October 27, 2016
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Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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8 Responses to That thoughtful moment when the only items in your cart are a toaster and a bathtub plug so you add bread so the cashier doesn’t worry…

  1. October 28, 2016 at 12:31 am

    HUSBAND: I’m going to the store to buy something to electrocute myself with.

    WIFE: Oh good! Bring me back a loaf of wheat bread.

    (I know. This is sick. I’ll get my coat and leave now.)

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 29, 2016 at 8:31 am

      On the contrary, stay and tell us more.

  2. Roger Freed
    October 27, 2016 at 7:29 pm

    You are starting to scare me, Mr. Bill……….

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 29, 2016 at 8:29 am

      I get that reaction so often.

  3. October 27, 2016 at 7:26 am

    You are such a sensitive guy Bill Y thinking of the mental health of the cashier that way. 🙂

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 29, 2016 at 8:30 am

      They don’t call me Bill Y “The Thoughtful One” Ledden for nothing!

  4. Bill Spencer
    October 27, 2016 at 6:35 am

    So the cashier won’t think YOU’RE toast!

    I love it that the box says, “Good Thinking” on it.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 29, 2016 at 8:42 am

      I know what side my bread is buttered on.



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