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The Real Cat Woman

April 9, 2016
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Meow – There’s something about women and cats that go together like peanut butter and chocolate.

Thanks to Caitlyn Jenner I have been enlightened to the fact that people can be assigned the wrong gender at birth. I’d hate to be the guy who checked the wrong box on that one. I have no issue with that assertion. The path to happiness can be a long road and if life as another gender brings you joy and fulfillment I am all for it.

Recently, it has come to my attention that gender assignment is not the only category that can be flawed. Apparently you can also be assigned the wrong species.

There is a young girl named Nano in Norway who claims that she is a cat born into a human body. Now, everybody knows how much I love cats so I found this story very intriguing.

The cute twenty year-old woman claims that she can hear sounds such as suitcases rolling by or keys clinking in people’s pockets with much greater acuity than the rest of us human creatures. Nano enjoys sleeping in window sills and hates water. She has to fight the urge to chase mice and will often hiss at dogs. She claims that she would have no issue hanging out with a person who was a dog inside their body but has no desire to hang out with an aggressive dog who was born a dog. No double-dog dares for this lady.

Her friend Svein has something called “personalities,” and one of the personas happens to be a cat. So, Nano and Svein will often have “meow” conversations so to speak.

I was curious if Nano joyfully reacts to the sound of cat-food cans being opened. By the same token, it is fair to wonder if she ever has used the litter box. That would be kind of interesting. However, apparently she has a human body with normal human desires and functions.

From what I understand Nano claims that taking on cat instincts was a defense mechanism during difficult times in her childhood. That might very well be the case.

Actually, from the videos online I would say that she is a giggly and sweet young person who is enjoying life and the attention this whole thing has brought to her. Good for her. I hope Nano manages all of this well and has a great life ahead of her.

I’m still working on my miserable normal life.

I’m also trying to be less of a Neanderthal and more of a better human being. After all, I got through this post without any crude feline references to female genitalia.

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11 Responses to The Real Cat Woman

  1. April 12, 2016 at 5:43 am

    I wonder if being near her would make me sneeze?

    • April 12, 2016 at 9:44 am

      Good question.

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    April 10, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    Pussy. There. I wrote it, so you don’t have to.

    (My childhood nickname was Kitty. Should I be concerned?)

    • April 11, 2016 at 10:31 am

      Oh my Kathy lol.

  3. April 9, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    Maybe we should all be born with an escape “claws” for our gender and species?

    • Bill Spencer
      April 9, 2016 at 7:58 pm

      Good one, Donna!

    • April 9, 2016 at 8:19 pm

      Donna, you are the literary cat’s meow.

  4. April 9, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    As a pretty confirmed dog person, I don’t think I could give her more than a nanosecond of my time watching her video. But you’re right, Billy let’s let her have her fun!

    • April 9, 2016 at 8:21 pm

      We all have our ways of getting through the days don’t we?

  5. Bill Spencer
    April 9, 2016 at 10:27 am

    Is she into heavy petting?

    • April 9, 2016 at 10:37 am

      I’m not sure what makes her motor run.



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