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Humor Meets Horror – The Scariest Halloween Ever – When Karma Called

October 30, 2016
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The world as we know it will end with one simple act.

People have predicted the world’s end probably since its beginning. And others claim that the world itself won’t end – the world as we know it will end – some day.

Well, Folks, 2016 marks the year that those predictions might come true…

Rod Serling could not have written a more frightening scenario. And what is about to take place will go down in history (when the world begins again) as Presidential Fiasco Under Congressional Terror Time (PFUCTT for short).

The United States took this land away from its original inhabitants, and now it appears as if it might be taken away from most of its inhabitants again. Unless you’re an Anglo-Saxon male, that is (you can stay). Others will be placed behind walls, probably pillared with bars, or sent to live on reservations which will be affectionately termed, trumpstations. You’ll be led to believe you’re going on a train ride vacation; instead you’ll be send to a trumpstation – but only if you fall into one of several categories of people the trumpster doesn’t like, like flat-chested women of any color and people with disabilities.

Karma is calling and he wants to play PAYBACK! He hopes you’ll play your trump card, so he can play his!

Only 8 days after Halloween, the world and Karma anxiously await your choice. If the world falls victim to vulnerability, terrorists, weapons in hand, giddily await their opportunity to trump the trumpster. Yes, November 8, 2016, marks the day that predictions of our world’s end (the U.S. anyway) might come true if…we vote for the guy with the reptilian-eyes.

Theresa Wiza

Theresa Wiza believes herself to be creative, innovative, imaginative, and inspirational. She is a writer, blogger, screenwriter, crocheter, jewelry maker, mother, grandmother, and friend. Though she is sometimes delusional, she has moments of sanity and believes that, in the words of the angel who spoke them to her, "The world is moving to a magical place." Please join her in her fantasy world.

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6 Responses to Humor Meets Horror – The Scariest Halloween Ever – When Karma Called

  1. Bill Spencer
    October 31, 2016 at 6:46 am

    I’ll try to write a funny response to this as soon as I stop shaking.

    • October 31, 2016 at 7:20 am

      Maybe my humor should never have met my horror.

  2. October 31, 2016 at 12:44 am

    Everyone will want to go to a trumpstation, because all the BEST people will be there!

    • October 31, 2016 at 7:29 am

      You might not have to worry about it. I don’t think you fit into any of the categories that would be described as despicable by him.

      • October 31, 2016 at 11:36 am

        Well, I’m not flat chested and I am not disabled. I have a hard time being deliberately nasty, so I guess the designation nasty woman wouldn’t apply to me most of the time, either.

        However, I am a Democrat and a big mouth, so I’m sure I would piss off the supporters of His Trumpesty enough to be “relocated.”

        • October 31, 2016 at 1:17 pm

          Hopefully we’ll never have to worry about being sent there, but, if by chance we do, I’ll join you for a drink 😉



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