Rumor has it that Donald Trump is going to offer Rudy Giuliani, Newt Gingrich and perhaps his son Donald Jr. key cabinet posts. These are my feelings on this topic:
1. Suddenly, I feel barefoot and pregnant.
2. Maybe the nine ex-wives amongst this clan could donate their alimony payments to eliminate the national debt.
3. I see that plain white sheets will be all the rage in the white house.
And finally,
Trump says he is putting together a cabinet of honesty and integrity. And if you believe that one I have a bridge to sell you. Wait, we need Chris Christie for that.
I wish someone would lock him in a cabinet and throw away the key!
We really do have to laugh and love in the face of nonsense.
I teach this all the time. Humor, next to breathing, is what keeps us alive. I totally believe this. If you want me to teach this in Canada let me know. I could use the escape! LOL
At the very least, this debacle is providing fodder for humor writers–once we stop crying in our beer/scotch/wine/vodka/name your poison. Oh, and here in Maine, we legalized pot with this election. Small consolation, but I guess it’s something…
Can I come visit for the pot? I won’t stay long I promise. LOL
His cabinet would have to include Johnny Walker, Old Granddad, Jim Beam and of course Mister Jack Daniels for me to believe anything they propose. 😉
My cabinet already includes those gentlemen and I have been seeking their counsel a lot since Tuesday
As my Italian grandmother would have said:
AH, MADONNA MIA!!!!
It’s a good expression. You can express dismay and say a prayer at the same time.
I might borrow that! I like it!
There will be Giuliani, chomping away on democracy.
Yes, I fear that will be his tactic!
Love this, Donna. Spot on. His cabinet will be a carnival of freak show characters, I fear.
I think if nothing else it will be a theater of the macabre!
A cabinet of deplorables.
And it’s not just half of them either.