Trump poetry is the best poetry.
“To be or not to be, I’ll be great for capital punishment”
“How do I love me, let me count the ways”
“Chicken is the thing with feathers, not Trump steaks”
“Two roads diverged in New York, and I, I built a hotel there”
“Shall I compare thee to a Mexican immigrant?”
“Rage, rage against the dyeing of the hair”
“Mexicans, Mexicans, everywhere, and all the jobs did shrink”
“Because I could not stop for God, He kindly stopped for me”
“Oh Captain! My Captain! Can’t my big, shiny airplane go faster?”
“Beauty is Trump, Trump beauty. That’s it in a nutshell, folks”
“O, Romeo, Romeo; wherefore art thou Romeo? Here’s the thing. I’ve got lots of Romeo’s working for me, and they all love me. Which one are you looking for?”
“All in all you’re just a…nother brick in the great, great wall. No one can build walls like me”
“Rosebud”
“How do I love me let, me count the ways” – Love it!