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A HO HO HO HOLIDAY CARD TO YOU ALL!

December 21, 2017
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As always we allow our employees to write our holiday wishes! From Frankie, Theo and Molly (Please read as you would the poem ’twas the night before Christmas)

’Twas the week before Christmas
And all through our home
We are barking in panic
To complete our holiday poem

We sat for our pictures
Very proper and well behaved
To prove we’re angelic
The photos we saved

When our work was done
We headed to the store
To shop for our HO family
And deliver treats and more

 

On squeaky toys, on tennis balls
On bully sticks too
If you don’t want our presents
There is nothing to rue.

We will gladly return our gifts (wink, wink)
Not in the least a hassle
We will mail them back to Santa
At his North Pole castle

Instead we will deliver
One big holiday lick
From all of us at HO
And even St. Nick

We appreciate you all
each day of the year
We are grateful to you
Who live far and near

Enjoy your family and friends
Food and libation
From all of us at HO
Have a magical celebration.

 

Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh is founder of HumorOutcasts.com (HO) and the partner publishing company, HumorOutcasts Press which now includes the labels Shorehouse Books and Corner Office Books (HOPress-Shorehousebooks.com). As "den mother" to the more than 100 aspiring and accomplished writers, producers, comics and authors, Cavanagh's goal is to allow creativity to flow. She is a former journalist who made an unscheduled stop into humor more than 20 years ago. Her syndicated columns helped her gain a national audience when her work landed in the pages of First Magazine and USA Today. She teaches the how-to lessons of humor and publishing at conferences and workshops throughout the country including The Philadelphia Writers' Conference and Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop. The author of four humor books, Cavanagh hopes her latest book, How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans, will encourage writers not only to embrace their humor talents but show them off as well.

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6 Responses to A HO HO HO HOLIDAY CARD TO YOU ALL!

  1. December 21, 2017 at 11:17 am

    Well done, Frankie, Theo and Molly! Oh, and Donna too, I suppose. Have you considered reading your poem to the local fauna? Squirrels are quite emotional, which tends to slow them down making them easier prey. Not that I’m condoning such strategy at the holidays. Good to remember, though. Happy holidays!

    • December 21, 2017 at 6:23 pm

      I will read it to the squirrels. They are camped out on my bird feeder so might as well give them some dining entertainment!

  2. Bill Spencer
    December 21, 2017 at 10:59 am

    Merry Christmas, Donna! Thank you for ALL you do!

    • December 21, 2017 at 6:24 pm

      Thanks Bill Spencer for being King of the Punsters! You make our comment pages come alive!

  3. December 21, 2017 at 10:26 am

    That was just grand!!! Those pups can write, baby. Happy Christmas to you, Publisher Extraordinaire and all those you love! Thanks for a spectacular 2017! Looking forward to more HO-ing with you and everyone here in 2018!

    • December 21, 2017 at 6:24 pm

      Oh writer extraordinaire, thanks for all the road trips and the fun! Can’t wait 2018



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