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Brainless Storming

May 26, 2017
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OMG, I’m freakin’ brilliant!

Trump’s latest epiphany came this week during a brainstorming session on AF1:

Trump: I’ve thought about this bigly  Melania and I’m no longer calling terrorist MONSTERS.  It isn’t accurate.  These are bad hombres, no monsters, no monsters. They like being called monsters. So, from now on, I’ll refer to them as, hmm . . .”

Melania: Heinous Deplorables?

Trump: No, no . . . don’t like that word deplorables!

Melania: Detestable Zealots, Despicable Cretins, Heartless Fiends?

Trump: —??

Melania: [crickets]

Melania: My God I’m married to a loser, a freaking LOSER . . . loser!

Trump: What?

Melania: I said LOSER!

Trump: THAT’S IT . . . LOSERS!  Very, very, very big league losers, tremendous LOSERS! I’m brilliant!

Melania: [facepalm] and to think I left Slovenia for this . . . where the hell did I put that Starbucks job application?

 

 

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Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer.

Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix.

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4 Responses to Brainless Storming

  1. May 27, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    Are there any brains at all in the Trump family, or are they all just being kept alive by artificial means?

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      May 27, 2017 at 6:00 pm

      Kathy,Trump reminds me of the scene in Young Frankenstein when Igor hands him the brain in a jar labeled, “Abby Normal” lol! This POTUS is humor writer’s GOLD! 🙂

  2. Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
    May 27, 2017 at 5:25 am

    Slovenia would welcome back with open arms. Well, it would for her, not him, obviously.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      May 27, 2017 at 10:59 am

      Bill Y everyday it’s a nightmare with this guy. My conspiracy theory is Melania’s passport, cash and a note that read “HELP ME” was in the box she gave to Michelle Obama. 😉



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