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Dead Muppets

October 23, 2017
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The word on the street spread like fire that was wild. The authorities were on the look out for an extremely cool, Bon Jovi hating individual who may or may not have come into contact with a certain talentless bands musical equipment and relocated them to charity. I decided to hide in Sugartastic Daddy John’s car. How many Muppets had to die so he could decorate this thing?


Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden

I can’t say I’m brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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4 Responses to Dead Muppets

  1. October 23, 2017 at 8:23 am

    How does one hunt and kill muppets Bill Y? Have we fallen so far? Where do you think the body is?

    • Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
      October 29, 2017 at 7:04 am

      My spidey senses are tingling – the body is in the boot!

  2. Bill Spencer
    October 23, 2017 at 6:37 am

    You’d have to drive a fur piece to find anything to rival the shear ostentation of this.

    • Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
      October 29, 2017 at 7:05 am

      Fur the sake of the children, he needs to stop.



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