Aroused for not a mere four hours
My hard-on lasted days and days.
What sounds like penis super-powers
Just hurts as if the thing’s ablaze.
The doctor gave my turgid stiffy
A gentle double-fingered tap –
A bug slid off and in a jiffy
Lost itself in carpet nap.
“Relief!” I smiled. “What do I pay?”
He gave a quick, impatient shrug.
“Put your willy and wallet away,”
He said “And help me find that bug!”