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GOP lawmaker: “I will fully admit” I didn’t read entire ObamaCare repeal bill

May 8, 2017
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GOP lawmaker: “I will fully admit” I didn’t read entire ObamaCare repeal bill
In fairness, I’m waiting for the movie version, too…

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has worked as a writer and/or producer for shows on ABC, NBC, Showtime, The Disney Channel, ABC Family, VH1, LOGO and Lifetime. In addition, he’s written standup material that’s been performed on “Fallon,” "Maher" “Letterman,” “Conan” and “Last Comic Standing.” His humor pieces have been accepted at American Bystander, McSweeney‘s, The New Yorker, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Santa Fe Writers Project Journal and Humor Times. He has won awards from the National Soc. of Newspaper Columnists, London's Blogger's Bash and Univ. of Dayton's Bombeck Workshop. Now, on to Paul’s time commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

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4 Responses to GOP lawmaker: “I will fully admit” I didn’t read entire ObamaCare repeal bill

  1. May 9, 2017 at 7:36 am

    Um, do you guys remember when Nancy Pelosi said of the ACA “We have to pass the bill so we can find out what was in it”?

  2. May 8, 2017 at 11:30 pm

    I would say that he probably just read the first sentences in each paragraph, but I suspect he doesn’t know what paragraphs and sentences are.

  3. May 8, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    I could have written a more exciting version, what with Martians crossing the Alps with Hannibal. Or maybe no one would have noticed and that bit of fiction would have passed into law.

  4. May 8, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    They didn’t even read the Cliffs notes version!



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