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HomeSense

February 1, 2017
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The retail chain HomeSense is practically on every corner these days.

Let’s call it CommonSense.

When my wife shops there, she is InSense.

I hate when teens go there, because you are shopping in AdolesSense.

I always argue price and give in: AcquiesSense.

I was accused of shoplifting there, and proclaimed my InnoSense.

Some day, HomeSense will achieve ObsolesSense, and go out of business.

We will call that NonSense.

I will then open a similar store, called ReminisSense.

PFHardie

I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.

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