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Laugh and the World Laughs With You……

August 18, 2017
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Okay, kids….it’s time to laugh, even just a little bit…

How do you know if you are a caregiver?

  1. If you are buying wipes and you don’t have a baby…..
  2. If you have dozens of medications in your house and none of them are yours…..
  3. If you wish some of them were yours…………..
  4. If, when someone says ‘whine’, you break out a long-stemmed glass……..
  5. If you get into your car and your car takes you to a nursing home but that’s not where you were going……….
  6. If you’re so tired that you used Preparation H to brush your teeth before bed….
  7. If you have dishes in the sink, laundry in the hamper, unpaid bills, and you drop everything to take your Mom to the doctor and the hairdresser and lunch and the bank and the pharmacy and the grocery store and the dry cleaners…….
  8. If you have on two different shoes…..
  9. If you just recently started using swear words that never came out of your mouth before….
  10. If you are so well-versed in medical-speak that they ask you to check on a patient in Room 612 ……..
  11. If when you say you’re going to the Vet, you don’t mean a place where animals get medical care….
  12. If you use so many acronyms like HIPPA, AARP, HMO, DME, SNF, OT, PT, ER, that you start spelling your kids’ names instead of saying them….
  13. If date night is now every Friday night in the Emergency Room….

Or this……

 

Check with your spouse, your significant other, your friends, your therapist….you just might be one of us!

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Cathy is the author of Showering with Nana: Confessions of a Serial Caregiver  and

Who Moved My Teeth?

 

cathy sikorski

After more than 25 years of caregiving and Elder Law, Cathy writes about the comedy of caregiving in her blog; "You just have to Laugh..."She is the author of "Showering with Nana: Confessions of a Serial (killer) Caregiver" published by HumorOutcasts Press in 2015.

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11 Responses to Laugh and the World Laughs With You……

  1. August 25, 2017 at 7:43 am

    I’m so glad you still have LOL in your acronym repertoire, Cathy. Thanks for the laugh this morning!

  2. Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
    August 20, 2017 at 7:55 am

    It’s such a pain in the ass when you brush your teeth with Preparation H.

  3. August 19, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    Thanks for letting me know what I might have to look forward to someday (unless I end up being the caretake-ee first)!

    • August 23, 2017 at 10:21 pm

      Hope you never are either…that would be the best turnout!

  4. Bill Spencer
    August 19, 2017 at 6:52 am

    This is just what the (juris) doctor ordered—the best medicine.

    • August 23, 2017 at 10:20 pm

      Oh you kidder, Bill and yes…just what was needed!

  5. August 18, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    Friday night in the emergency room? I feel my temperature rising already!

    • August 23, 2017 at 10:20 pm

      Happened to me for a very long time!

  6. August 18, 2017 at 9:29 am

    Thanks for the comment! Have a wonderful,day, Roz.

  7. August 18, 2017 at 8:50 am

    Thanks for the first laugh of the day.



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