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New Name for the Far Wrong

April 19, 2017
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Extreme conservatives or those on the alt-wrong (I refuse to call them the alt-RIGHT) have settled on certain derogatory slang terms to describe Democrats, including butt-sore liberals, libtards, snowflakes, and cucks (this last term derived by some completely unintelligible process from “cuckold”).

These all-white people (I mean alt-white people) are mad as hell at liberals and in fact at anyone who doesn’t unquestioningly worship their cult leader, popular vote loser Donald Trump.

That’s why there was so much violence at Trump rallies during the campaign. Trump devotees were just itching to punch the nearest protester. And they in fact did punch anti-Trumpers at rallies in Tucson, Birmingham, and at two different rallies in my home state of North Carolina: one in Fayetteville and one in Asheville in which a Trump disciple socked a protesting “snowflake,” who just happened to be a 69-year-old woman on oxygen.

It’s my opinion that all those cultists who didn’t get the chance to sock protestors in the face were sorely disappointed. In my view, what all those who still support Not-My-President Trump want to bewhat they indeed aspire to be as a groupis a big bunch of violent, mindless . . . cuck sockers.

Bill Spencer

Bill Spencer's humor writing has been published by Funny Times, Narrative magazine, Reader's Digest, The Sun, The Inconsequential, Clever magazine, Defenestration, The Short Humour Site, Hobo Pancakes, and Nuthouse. He has also published scholarly articles on the novels of Cormac McCarthy and is co-author of an unproduced screenplay, "Angel Pays a Visit." He lives in a cabin in the mountains of North Carolina with his wife, artist-poet Carolyn Elkins.

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4 Responses to New Name for the Far Wrong

  1. Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
    April 22, 2017 at 5:15 am

    I think you’ve perfectly and massive succinctly described the voice of America, Bill.

    • Bill Spencer
      April 22, 2017 at 6:52 am

      I used to suffer from nightmares when I was asleep; now I suffer from nightmares when I wake up.

  2. April 20, 2017 at 9:19 am

    I love alt-wrong! I was thinking since the East is to the right..how about Easte-er Bunnies. But since I live in the East, it may be a problem. Any way cuck sockers, works for me or good old-fashioned suckers comes to mind!

    • Bill Spencer
      April 20, 2017 at 10:23 am

      I don’t believe they’d ever tire of socking cucks.



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