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No Exit

March 18, 2017
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And the #1 reason not to build a wall on the border with Mexico is . . .

It would block one of our major routes of escape.

Bill Spencer

Bill Spencer's humor writing has been published by Funny Times, Narrative magazine, Reader's Digest, The Sun, The Inconsequential, Clever magazine, Defenestration, The Short Humour Site, Hobo Pancakes, and Nuthouse. He has also published scholarly articles on the novels of Cormac McCarthy and is co-author of an unproduced screenplay, "Angel Pays a Visit." He lives in a cabin in the mountains of North Carolina with his wife, artist-poet Carolyn Elkins.

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6 Responses to No Exit

  1. March 21, 2017 at 9:56 am

    My brother is buying land in Baja and said he hopes to keep out undesirables in his new home. He’s donating to the wall fund.

    • Bill Spencer
      March 22, 2017 at 8:52 am

      I hope he’s donating $20-25 billion.

  2. March 20, 2017 at 6:11 pm

    Acapulco, here I come!

    You can fly over walls in an airplane. 😀

    • Bill Spencer
      March 20, 2017 at 7:48 pm

      Yes, flight over fight sounds like a good option.

  3. Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
    March 19, 2017 at 7:16 am

    Angela Merkel should girlcott him but there’s no point coming down to his, despicable level.

    • Bill Spencer
      March 19, 2017 at 8:32 am

      I always learn from you Bill Y “The Legend.” Thank you for introducing the word “girlcott” to me.

      Trump gets a lot of criticism, but for all he’s done I think he deserves a small hand. (Make that 2 small hands.)



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