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Put Some Clothes On

February 15, 2017
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Do you ever use that neat trick where if you find someone intimidating, you picture them in the nude, and it brings them down to your level?

I use it in reverse.

I get very nervous around strippers, so I always picture them wearing clothes. I feel much more relaxed that way.

Then they ask me to pay for the table dance, and I say, “No way. You were dressed the whole time.”

 

PFHardie

I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.

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