Put Some Clothes On

 

 

Do you ever use that neat trick where if you find someone intimidating, you picture them in the nude, and it brings them down to your level?

I use it in reverse.

I get very nervous around strippers, so I always picture them wearing clothes. I feel much more relaxed that way.

Then they ask me to pay for the table dance, and I say, “No way. You were dressed the whole time.”

 

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