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The Destructor

January 11, 2017
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Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea/text by Bill Spencer.

Eli Connaughton as artist website: http://www.chickenwisdom.com/

Eli Connaughton as writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/

Eli Connaughton

Bill Spencer

Bill Spencer's humor writing has been published by Funny Times, Narrative magazine, Reader's Digest, The Sun, The Inconsequential, Clever magazine, Defenestration, The Short Humour Site, Hobo Pancakes, and Nuthouse. He has also published scholarly articles on the novels of Cormac McCarthy and is co-author of an unproduced screenplay, "Angel Pays a Visit." He lives in a cabin in the mountains of North Carolina with his wife, artist-poet Carolyn Elkins.

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8 Responses to The Destructor

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    January 14, 2017 at 5:35 am

    I can only imagine what the “The Roast of Trump” would be like.

    • Bill Spencer
      January 14, 2017 at 7:22 am

      A yuge sticky mess. Believe me.

  2. January 12, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    Somehow I don’t see him making it to a box of Lucky Charms, do you Bill?

    • Bill Spencer
      January 12, 2017 at 8:10 pm

      Well, he IS a cereal philanderer.

  3. January 12, 2017 at 12:07 pm

    More to the point, I think he deserves to be toast.

    • Bill Spencer
      January 12, 2017 at 12:55 pm

      Let’s toast his tiny hands.

  4. January 11, 2017 at 8:24 am

    It’s amazing how flattering the marshmallow man suit is on him? Great post!!

    • Bill Spencer
      January 11, 2017 at 9:11 am

      He deserves to be toasted.



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