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The Pace-Setting Car Jagoff

January 12, 2017
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When there are no cars in front of you and a line of cars in your rear view mirror that look like a line at the car wash the first day above 50 degrees after a harsh winter storm…. you’re doing it wrong…. Let’s get some pep in that gas pedal!  With the pace that you’re setting, we’re all gonna turn gray, stiff and wrinkly on this road before I can get to Costco for my keg of chex mix and keg of bath soap, Ya Jagoff!

John Chamberlin

I write about Jagoffs, i.e. stupid politicians, awful sports officials, dumb criminals, bad drivers, ignorant people and on and on. BTW, Jagoff is NOT a swear word. It can be just as confusing as their, there and they're. Sometimes it's actually used as a term of endearment. My Pittsburgh blog is YaJagoff.com. Twitter is @YaJagoff.

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2 Responses to The Pace-Setting Car Jagoff

  1. January 14, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    Whoever is driving that first car would NEVER get away with that up here. His obituary would be in the paper the next day!

  2. January 12, 2017 at 6:11 pm

    So, this is when I yell and lose that ladylike demeanor for which I am so known for? Well, maybe not known…LOL



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