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The Perfect Gift

November 8, 2017
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Do you know someone with kids?

Do you despise them more than Leo DiCaprio hates bears?

Why not get them the perfect gift?


Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden

I can’t say I’m brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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4 Responses to The Perfect Gift

  1. November 8, 2017 at 8:01 am

    Hard to comment after the wise words of Dr. Seuss. LOL

    • Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
      November 11, 2017 at 11:27 am

      Massively in agreement with that, Don Don’s.

  2. Bill Spencer
    November 8, 2017 at 7:25 am

    They’ll dance with jingtinglers tied onto their heels.
    They’ll blow their floofloovers. They’ll bang their tartookas.
    They’ll blow their whohoopers. They’ll bang their gardookas.
    They’ll spin their trumtookas. They’ll slam their slooslunkas.
    They’ll beat their blumbloopas. They’ll wham their whowonkas.

    –“How the Grinch Stole Christmas”

    • Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
      November 11, 2017 at 11:27 am

      I’m brining economics back – the increased sales in noise-cancelling headphones will be music to the ears of The Man.



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