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The Planets

February 23, 2017

Scientists have discovered 7 earth-like planets.

Oh joy. Have you checked out the state of our earth lately? And we’re looking for more of these?

When you stay in a hotel with cockroaches, bad food and stained mattresses, do you move to another hotel with the same things?

Stop looking for earth-like planets. Look for planets that are better. Maybe we need a Trivago for planets.

“Scientists find 7 planets that totally blow away earth as a place to live.”

Now I’m excited.


I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.

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