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Vote For Ron

August 17, 2017
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I love reading about physics, but boy, some of it is pretty mysterious.

Who’s Ron, for instance? And why should I vote for him?

Sean Carroll, my favourite physicist, keeps saying “elect Ron” this and “elect Ron” that. He never once explains who Ron is, what his platform entails or what experience he has.

Things wouldn’t exist unless we elect Ron. Wow, that’s a lot of power for one person. And what an ego.

I want to meet this Ron before I vote for him. “He’s too small too actually see”, says Mr. Carroll.

Really? Who will represent us at the next NATO meeting? Putin: Hey, have you seen Ron? Jinping: No, have you?

Let’s invade Europe while he’s missing.

I’m afraid that until this Ron shows himself, it’s gotta be Trump.

PFHardie

I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.

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