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Work Elevator Jagoffery

July 13, 2017
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We all hated that kid in school that, when you were taking a test, kept sniffing.. “sniff…sniff..sn…sniiiiiif…sniff..sniff.” And you’d be like, “Dude! Blow your nooooooooose!”

Well, maybe that irritating kid grew up, took your advice and now works in the same office complex as you?  This might be that kid’s sign…STILL wanting to irritate you.

For god sakes….wiping boogers on the wall near urinals is gross but somewhat of an accepted practice.. especially in stadiums but!!!  This is ridiculous.  It equals spitting your bum on the sidewalk in a 90-degree day.  I don’t want your gooey germs!

If you’re gonna blow your nose in the elevator, follow the Sister Anecita’s lead and stuff that thing in your sleeve!  Or, for God sake… at least stuff it in your own pocket.. your mom’s not here to clean up after you, YaJagoff!

John Chamberlin

I write about Jagoffs, i.e. stupid politicians, awful sports officials, dumb criminals, bad drivers, ignorant people and on and on. BTW, Jagoff is NOT a swear word. It can be just as confusing as their, there and they're. Sometimes it's actually used as a term of endearment. My Pittsburgh blog is YaJagoff.com. Twitter is @YaJagoff.

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3 Responses to Work Elevator Jagoffery

  1. July 13, 2017 at 11:24 pm

    Or:

    Stuff it into your brassiere.
    Put it in your purse.
    Put it in your pocket, if you have one (guys always have a pocket; women not always).
    Wad it up in your hand and look for a trash can. Then clean your hand with Purell Hand Sanitizer.

    In all cases, when you find a trash can, USE IT!

  2. July 13, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    wow.

  3. July 13, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    John, when I read Jagoff, I knew you were from Pittsburgh. So am I, or I was. My brother who still lives there is the only I know who STILL says Jagoff. Say hi to the Pirates. Enjoyed your post!



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