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If you think the Republican primaries have gotten nasty. I wish we could go back to the good old days when Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were fighting and Hillary released pictures like this……………...
To think the entire history of Christianity could have turned out differently had Jesus decided to turn the water into Old English 800. Brian JacksonI'm just doing this stripping thing until I get enough...
I’ve always enjoyed alienating large groups of people. I cannot explain why. I think it started in High School when our 1 – 8 basketball team went into a packed, hostile, highly ranked visiting team’s gym...
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Last summer I was driving on Interstate 94 between Detroit and Chicago and a bird crashed into my wind shield. The poor thing was dead on arrival. I felt really bad about killing the...
I was a little nervous about leaving LIL Barack and Lil Joe Biden alone together for an entire weekend. Lil Joe Biden is the Chia that looks like Scoobie Doo. I know this is wrong...
Every week I have a couple friends over to try a dish that I learned in cooking class. Tonight I am making homemade meat loaf. Mmmmmmmm. Some insist on saying grace before they partake...
There’s nothing more exhilarating than going to a karaoke bar and doing 3 minutes of stand up over Purple Rain when the jack asses want to hear bad singing. I told the 3 girls in the front...
