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Hey girl, whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

March 15, 2016
By
sexydna

You go in there with your designer genes and woo the life out of that DNA. Bill Y LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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A medium sized round thing with a hole in the middle. It is usually covered in glaze of some sort and most people have eaten it at some point. Can be used as an insult but usually just confuses people.

March 14, 2016
By
policedonut

He probably has a pretty good idea but doesn’t need to tell the truth, the hole truth and nothing but the truth. Bill Y LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape…

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“Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are” – Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin.

March 13, 2016
By
bigcheerio

Reaching this conclusion was fun. Bill Y LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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The consequences of chicken deprivation is not going to be good for me and one hell of a lot worse for you.

March 12, 2016
By
accepttheiconvenience

I’m sorry but you’re going to have to accept the inconvenience – Bill Y is hungry. I demand to see Colonel Sanders immediately. Bill Y LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct…

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Knowledge of what is true or right coupled with just judgment as to action; sagacity, discernment, or insight.

March 11, 2016
By
GrandmasAdvice

Grandma’s words are wisdom beyond anyone’s years. Bill Y LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Let us bask in the undeniable cuteness of this for a moment and then get back to paying those bills or hating Bon Jovi or whatever.

March 10, 2016
By
doganddaughter

Some say our imaginary dog is nearly as cute as our imaginary daughter. Bill Y LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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A figure of speech, so hyperbolic that it describes an impossibility.

March 9, 2016
By
whenpigsfly

Just in case you’re ever asked… Bill Y LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Avoid interfering in a situation that is currently causing no problems but may well do so as a result of such interference aka Let Sleeping Dogs Lie.

March 8, 2016
By
nointention

As I always say to Jill Y when she asks me to do something. Bill Y LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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An open letter to Alejandro González Iñárritu – Acclaimed Director of Babel; Biutiful; Birdman and The Revenant.

March 7, 2016
By
NoOscars

Dear Alejandro González Iñárritu, Among the 19 faces below who have never won an Oscar, there’s a certain someone who never should. For the sake of anonymity, we’ll call him Will Smith. I was hoping…

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If you were under the misguided illusion that Leo winning his Oscar would chill the internet out, I’m here to tell you that you were very much wrong.

March 6, 2016
By
OscarLeo

Directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu, Leo DiCaprio on a fur trading expedition in the 1820’s, fights for survival after convincing himself that Tom Hardy will win an Oscar before he does. Bill Y LeddenI can't…

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