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How I morphed from human to fertilizer.

May 16, 2014
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How I morphed from human to fertilizer.

Jill Y somehow felt compelled to tell me about the dream she had. It had something to do with a never-ending foam snake, area codes for Brisbane and elastic knee support. Now I’m not someone who…

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Recipe for the un-hungry.

May 15, 2014
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Recipe for the un-hungry.

I try. I really do. Some say I try too hard. They might be right too. Bill Y LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Evil Food

May 14, 2014
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Evil Food

Boanthropy is a psychological disorder where a person thinks they are an Ox but this story is not about Thirsty Dave. For an amount of time known as a long time, I’ve told people I was brought…

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Credit Where Credit Is Due.

May 13, 2014
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Credit Where Credit Is Due.

Just as everyone thanks me for everything, I also thank me for being me. Because of the day that was recently in it, I decided to thank my Mother too: Bill Y LeddenI can't say…

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Sometimes

May 12, 2014
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Sometimes

Sometimes it’s hard to know what to say so you have a little think about it and sometimes it works. Sometimes you say the wrong thing and your not even aware of it. If your…

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Turn and Serve

May 11, 2014
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Turn and Serve

I often think about myself. One time I thought about nothing but myself for 17 years, 11 months days, 30 days and 59 minutes. And then without any prior notice, a minute later, I turned…

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One Awesome Read

May 10, 2014
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One Awesome Read

I scare people. It isn’t because I’m a scary person but when the inevitable happens and the inevitable will happen and people compare themselves to me, it makes them feel bad about themselves. This is perfectly…

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Praying for an accident.

May 9, 2014
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Praying for an accident.

Jill Y and I had one of our hourly arguments. I said I was better than her and she begged to differ. The begging didn’t stop there either. She said she was a better person…

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Personal Hygiene Products – Men and Women

May 8, 2014
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Personal Hygiene Products – Men and Women

They don’t call me MacGyver and that’s because I’m not good with my hands. Give me a glove and I’ll know what to do with it but ask me to fix the flux capacitor and…

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The Right of Way

May 7, 2014
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The Right of Way

Jill Y and I do not believe in smacking our imaginary kids. When I was a kid, my dad gently smacked me once and I’ve since developed what the doctors call “a healthy respect for others”.…

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