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The future is a war-ravaged hellhole

The future is a war-ravaged hellhole

Thirsty Dave has changed. His birthday comes around once a year and we usually get him shares in the local brewery as a present. He’s slowly but surely amassing a substantial ownership of that place…

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To the individual obsessed with drawing penises

Sugartastic Daddy John recently opened the world’s first National College of Phallic Art & Design. We immediately sent Little Dill Y there to study. We know he’s only 7 years of age but he’s advanced…

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Doing the right thing is always the right thing to do but I don’t like doing the right thing.

Doing the right thing is always the right thing to do but I don’t like doing the right thing.

I wouldn’t be a great believer in doing the right thing, preferring to irritate and irate by getting under their skin like an underlying skin condition. If this can be done to the sound of…

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The secret that no longer is: Congratulations! Needham high School

The secret that no longer is: Congratulations! Needham high School

Very few things are less known than Needham High School’s fundraising of 2005. Some say there is a direct correlation between selling cheap pizza and buying cheap pizza but that’s an entirely different story for…

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I need to get the ‘f’ out of here

I need to get the ‘f’ out of here

Fame is a fake, fickle falsehood of fictitious fanfare and I haven’t got a clue about what I’m talking about so I need to get the ‘f’ out of here. For one brief day, George…

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I blame lateral thinking and Thirsty Dave’s drinking

I blame lateral thinking and Thirsty Dave’s drinking

I blame myself and I blame Jill Y. I blame society and I blame the education system. I blame creativity and I blame books. I blame the great thinkers and I blame Paris Hilton. I…

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Please heed my cautionary tale and pray that it never happens to you.

Please heed my cautionary tale and pray that it never happens to you.

Please stop what you’re doing right now and listen to me as I regale you with my cautionary tale. Don’t for one moment, think that this could never happen to you because it so very…

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Build & Destroy

Build & Destroy

I wouldn’t be someone who’s indecisive. Well I am someone who’s indecisive but only sometimes. On the afternoon of Saturday, Feb 12th, I woke up at 2pm. I had an appointment at 3pm and an…

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All my Friends are no Longer Living

I think it is safe to assume that the good people of HumorOutcasts.com are fans of books. Books are cooler than your favourite band, your favourite poxy reality television show and your favourite social network…

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No one wears the trousers in our relationship

Sometimes Jill Y gets real bossy and insists that I do everything she says. I don’t know who made her the boss of me? It definitely wasn’t me. It was probably my boss. The other…

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