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Beer and Viagra Don’t Mix!

Thirsty Dave came across a problem that a lot of male men come across when they’ve had too much alcohol to drink. He was about to get deep down & dirty with Scurvy Jane but…

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God’s Precious Gift

We went out for dinner with Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Sugartastic Daddy John. The wine was free-flowing, mainly down the thirsty one’s throat and the food was of the cooked variety. Jill Y was…

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If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

Writers. People who write. Writers who are people. People writers. Every single one of the above has an obligation, not to be careless. The written word is as strong as Jill Y’s impulse to buy…

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Thirsty Dave and his next of kin, Ken “if anyone can, Ken can” Dawson

Thirsty Dave and his next of kin, Ken “if anyone can, Ken can” Dawson

Thirsty Dave and his next of kin, Ken “if anyone can, Ken can” Dawson, are two entrepreneurs par-excellence. Just when you think, they’re not going to become musicians, they only go and become musicians: \…

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The future of Scurvy Jane

Scurvy Jane has always been able to predict the future. On Dec 31st 2008, she was the first woman to predict that 2009 was just around the corner and true enough, it was. In 2009,…

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Thirsty Dave’s nephew, definitely looks older than the other kids

Thirsty Dave’s nephew, definitely looks older than the other kids

When we heard that Thirsty Dave had a nephew, we were massively surprised. The idea that someone, somewhere would bring a child into this world with someone who is related to the thirsty one, was…

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World’s Greatest News Anchor

In a move as unusual as dermatological advice from Scurvy Jane, Thirsty Dave has suddenly become interested in the news. The reason this is unusual is that it’s not usual. As a rule, the only…

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The best way to die ever

Jill Y and I finally had the conversation. Some might say it was long overdue but like synthetic fiber, I prefer to let things happen organically. She thinks the best way to die is to…

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Juvenile June Von Jessen is more of an arsonist than an artist but she burns Bon Jovi figures with all the grace of the 5 times convicted pyromaniac, that she is.

Juvenile June Von Jessen is more of an arsonist than an artist but she burns Bon Jovi figures with all the grace of the 5 times convicted pyromaniac, that she is.

The scene was set. I picked up the microphone and addressed the audience. I thanked them for coming and so began the inaugural meeting of ‘Those who really can’t stand the so-called music of Bon…

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Is it normal to hide skittles under your foreskin and eat them during class?

Is it normal to hide skittles under your foreskin and eat them during class?

Those who are old enough to remember life before the internet will remember life before the internet. College was particularly tough as you could not copy and paste other people’s work from Wikipedia. Back in…

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