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Angry Bag

Anger is such a contagious son of a belligerent, unreasonable, rudely intrusive and aggressive woman. The first time I accidentally heard the so-called music of Bon Jovi was the first time I became as angry…

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Maybe your leg will grow back!

I’ve never been called a genius but that’s only because the people in my world, wouldn’t know genius if it went up to them, wearing a ‘I am a genius’ t-shirt and gave their email…

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In The Event of a Panda Attack

In The Event of a Panda Attack

What makes us different to the Bon Jovi fans, is our ability to read books and go to the library and borrow books and log on to websites and order books online. If sharing is…

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Why is my sperm so powerful?

Why is my sperm so powerful?

Thirsty Dave is a powerful man. We’re not talking about physical strength although it did take 4 barmen to remove him from the barman who foolishly told him that the bar was closed. The thirsty…

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How to tell when Jill Y is buckled.

How to tell when Jill Y is buckled.

Some say it’s magic. Some say it’s some sort of some sort of trick. I say it is what it is. I’ve always known how to tell when Jill Y is drunk and you to…

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Sugartastic Daddy John and the fictitous book of mass confusion.

Sugartastic Daddy John and the fictitous book of mass confusion.

Sugartastic Daddy John has an IQ, the size of my deep-rooted hatred for Bon Jovi and that’s no small thing at all. That doesn’t mean we don’t like to massively confuse him from time to…

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Did you hear the one about the Irish Priest?

Did you hear the one about the Irish Priest?

I don’t like when I don’t make mistakes. I like laughing at myself and drawing attention to my mistakes and showing people how much of a together individual, I’m not. Sure if you can’t laugh…

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Sugartastic Daddy John And The Gay, Black, Jewish Klansmen For Tolerance And Understanding

Sugartastic Daddy John And The Gay, Black, Jewish Klansmen For Tolerance And Understanding

Sugartastic Daddy John was in a predicament. Wife no. 15 somehow found out about wife no. 52. The Daddy, not one to embrace conflict in any shape or form, done what any self-respecting coward would…

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Why is this woman’s face on her son’s t-shirt?

If I ever become a woman and give birth to a son, I would love the child unconditionally. I would do anything for my son but under no circumstance, would I ever get my face…

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Pornography Harms My Wrist

Gaining my respect is an expensive business. Along with the weekly subscription, there’s the initiation fee, the administrative fee and of course, the license fee. Many have tried and most have failed to prove that…

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