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Cool informative t-shirt that informs

December 30, 2011
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Cool informative t-shirt that informs

Little Dill Y is now 6 and for his next birthday, he will be 7. He gets his manners, intelligence and quench for knowledge from his mother. He gets a loathing of Bon Jovi, thirst…

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Never use a dark alley again

December 29, 2011
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Never use a dark alley again

When I think back on the past and the many mistakes and Bon Jovi songs I’ve heard, I just can’t help but look forward to the future and all the Bon Jovi songs I don’t…

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Thirsty Dave and the price of friendship

December 28, 2011
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Thirsty Dave found himself in yet another predicament. He counted his money but was $3.50 short of the bill and Barman Bill wasn’t impressed at all. The thirsty one is usually good at thinking on…

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Markie Ashby and the realization that really was

December 27, 2011
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Markie Ashby spoke to the reporter as if she wasn’t cold. As is the way with television, the camera beamed the story live to millions of homes. To the average TV viewer, she was a…

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Has this internet thingy changed because of Christmas or something?

December 26, 2011
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Has this internet thingy changed because of Christmas or something?

We’re not smart enough to know why things happen or why Bon Jovi continue to produce that so-called music but if there’s one thing we know about, it’s nothing. Allow me to set the scene,…

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Happy Christmas

December 25, 2011
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Happy Christmas

I’ve heard a number of people say that Christmas time is a happy time so I took the initiative and asked Jill Y if she would like to try something different and make me happy.…

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Junior ‘Slim Shady’ Johnston Jnr. is a two-faced liar with some neck

December 24, 2011
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Junior ‘Slim Shady’ Johnston Jnr. is a two-faced liar with some neck

There are people you can depend on in this world and then there’s Sugartastic Daddy John’s so-called best friend Junior ‘Slim Shady’ Johnston Jnr. Junior is in the import/export business and for his sake, he…

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Songs about guys and dolls

December 23, 2011
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Songs about guys and dolls

Thirsty Dave is a well-intentioned drinker of drink but he’s as mean as a really mean person who doesn’t like spending any money at all. Scurvy Jane is a collector of knowledge, songs about guys…

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Sometimes the truly cool is so obvious that you just don’t see it

December 22, 2011
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We’ve searched the lands high and low in our quest to find the individual who is truly cool. Many have ventured forth and staked a claim and many were laughed at, quicker than a bank…

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The Great Scurvy Jane and Thirsty Dave’s Pro-Choice v Pro-Life debate

December 21, 2011
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The Great Scurvy Jane and Thirsty Dave’s Pro-Choice v Pro-Life debate

Someday we might care what somebody thinks but not today. Today we have no time to care what you or anybody thinks for today we have to push your buttons. Straight from the pages of…

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