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I blame lateral thinking and Thirsty Dave’s drinking

I blame lateral thinking and Thirsty Dave’s drinking

I blame myself and I blame Jill Y. I blame society and I blame the education system. I blame creativity and I blame books. I blame the great thinkers and I blame Paris Hilton. I…

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Please heed my cautionary tale and pray that it never happens to you.

Please heed my cautionary tale and pray that it never happens to you.

Please stop what you’re doing right now and listen to me as I regale you with my cautionary tale. Don’t for one moment, think that this could never happen to you because it so very…

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Build & Destroy

Build & Destroy

I wouldn’t be someone who’s indecisive. Well I am someone who’s indecisive but only sometimes. On the afternoon of Saturday, Feb 12th, I woke up at 2pm. I had an appointment at 3pm and an…

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All my Friends are no Longer Living

I think it is safe to assume that the good people of HumorOutcasts.com are fans of books. Books are cooler than your favourite band, your favourite poxy reality television show and your favourite social network…

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No one wears the trousers in our relationship

Sometimes Jill Y gets real bossy and insists that I do everything she says. I don’t know who made her the boss of me? It definitely wasn’t me. It was probably my boss. The other…

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I’d rather shower in piss than listen to Bon Jovi

I’m a big animal fan. I like bacon, bacon double cheese burgers, buffalo wings, ham, pork and so on and so forth. I could go around with a ‘Don’t become a vegetarian, you selfish son…

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36 words

36 words

I’m a simple man who doesn’t understand how magnets work but then again, nobody understands how magnets work. Back in the day, I used to be easily led and got mixed up with the religious…

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Watch out, women! Affairs shouldn’t be allowed!

February 29, 2012
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Watch out, women! Affairs shouldn’t be allowed!

If we can park the nonsense for a moment folks. This is a warning to the ladies. Please beware of Eddie from China. The word on the street is that he is a dishonest man…

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The Google was right, that’s exactly what I meant.

February 28, 2012
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The Google was right, that’s exactly what I meant.

They said it couldn’t be done and they weren’t right. I’ve managed to convince the Google that Bon Jovi are a useless, talentless excuse for a group of Musicians. There I was just praising Paris…

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The woman who went from being attacked by mountain lions to being eaten by mountain lions to being digested by mountain lions and excreted by mountain lions.

February 27, 2012
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The woman who went from being attacked by mountain lions to being eaten by mountain lions to being digested by mountain lions and excreted by mountain lions.

I’ll be the first to admit that some of the things I tell you, might sound a bit far-fetched but that’s only because your own life is so boring and lifeless. I couldn’t believe that…

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