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How to tell when Jill Y is buckled.

How to tell when Jill Y is buckled.

Some say it’s magic. Some say it’s some sort of some sort of trick. I say it is what it is. I’ve always known how to tell when Jill Y is drunk and you to…

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Sugartastic Daddy John and the fictitous book of mass confusion.

Sugartastic Daddy John and the fictitous book of mass confusion.

Sugartastic Daddy John has an IQ, the size of my deep-rooted hatred for Bon Jovi and that’s no small thing at all. That doesn’t mean we don’t like to massively confuse him from time to…

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Did you hear the one about the Irish Priest?

Did you hear the one about the Irish Priest?

I don’t like when I don’t make mistakes. I like laughing at myself and drawing attention to my mistakes and showing people how much of a together individual, I’m not. Sure if you can’t laugh…

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Sugartastic Daddy John And The Gay, Black, Jewish Klansmen For Tolerance And Understanding

Sugartastic Daddy John And The Gay, Black, Jewish Klansmen For Tolerance And Understanding

Sugartastic Daddy John was in a predicament. Wife no. 15 somehow found out about wife no. 52. The Daddy, not one to embrace conflict in any shape or form, done what any self-respecting coward would…

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Why is this woman’s face on her son’s t-shirt?

If I ever become a woman and give birth to a son, I would love the child unconditionally. I would do anything for my son but under no circumstance, would I ever get my face…

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Pornography Harms My Wrist

Gaining my respect is an expensive business. Along with the weekly subscription, there’s the initiation fee, the administrative fee and of course, the license fee. Many have tried and most have failed to prove that…

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The best hiding place is the place they are least likely to look in.

The best hiding place is the place they are least likely to look in.

Allow yourself to ask yourself a question. Not just any old question about special fried rice disease but a specific question about where you would hide drugs on your person, if you were a man…

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5 Reasons To Drink At This Bar

While discussing the finer points of International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactors with Thirsty Dave, we encountered a drinking establishment that demanded our attention. Not only did it demand our attention, it exerted over us a hypnotic…

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UFO Sighting Convincibility Over Time

UFO Sighting Convincibility Over Time

I’m a skeptical kind of mocker and wouldn’t have much time for things that cannot be factually proven such as Fortune Tellers, Mediums or Maths. That said, I have been fascinated with UFO sightings over…

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Homo’s Devil Machine

If you happen to be out walking the dog and chance upon this fine upstanding citizen, you might just let her know that the sign she so elegantly holds, was made with the aid of…

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