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Portable E-Mail Device

In one way, I’m right up to date on the latest technologies such as Soda Streams, LCD watches and ice cubes but when it comes to things like email, telephones or the art of conversation,…

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Acknowledgement of knowledge

Acknowledgement of knowledge

I thought long and I thought hard and came to a conclusion. There’s no way I’m ever going to be able to share knowledge in the same way as Donna Cavanagh, founder of HumorOutcasts.com or…

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I’m a despicable little Bon Jovi hating animal with the sensitivity of the strongest metal known to man.

If I get to 10am and haven’t yet been called sexist, fascist or antifeminist, it’s a successful morning I’m having. I know, I’m a despicable little Bon Jovi hating animal with the sensitivity of the…

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Going for an MRI procedure is no laughing matter

Going for an MRI procedure is no laughing matter

Going for an MRI procedure is no laughing matter so let’s laugh at it right now. Jill Y recently went for a scan. She forgot to relieve herself before the procedure and an accident ensued.…

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At the ripe old age of 24 I decided on a lark to get circumcized.

I know I’m not the same as the average 9-5, Bon Jovi loving, sociable, people liking, ethical, fair-minded individual with the sense of humor of a sensible son of a mother and for this, I…

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Tampering World Champion

When I was littler, my cousin and I used to tamper with an old bike that was in our neighbor’s back garden. It was an old motorbike from the 40’s and in our imagination, it…

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I’d rather hear a bagpipe playing cat with emphysema than the sound of Bon Jovi.

I’d rather hear a bagpipe playing cat with emphysema than the sound of Bon Jovi.

I’m just about to start a sales business. I will be selling Bon Jovi insults so if you know anybody who needs one, please let me know. As is the norm in any insults business,…

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Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year.

Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year.

Scurvy Jane is enjoying being a single lady again. For an amount of time, I like to call ‘one month and 43 days’, she was in a long-term relationship with Thirsty Dave but nothing lasts…

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The incarceration of Little Laura Linders and why she should have become a Tom Waits fan instead of a Justin Bieber fan.

The incarceration of Little Laura Linders and why she should have become a Tom Waits fan instead of a Justin Bieber fan.

Little Laura Linders, idolized iconic idols immensely. Her specialist chosen subject was Justin Bieber and she wouldn’t hear a bad word said about her. An engaging girl, if you told her that the Bieber sounded…

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Overcoming Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Before we begin today’s proceedings, can I please say that you’re the bad person here and not me. If you laugh at this, you’re a truly horrible person and will forever be a truly horrible…

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