Flying Pantyhosed Chubster Lives the Dream and So Can You

February 28, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
King of the World - Dance Master Prompts us all to sieze the day or night or whatever, an hour, a minute, 34 seconds, just grab it and be your own Dance master - Charlie Kaz Franco pic

Meet the Dance Master. A master of the dance. He’s a flexibly soaring, happy man, with a satiated belly and a sexy pair of black pantyhose. It takes strength of character to go against...

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Space: the Final Font Tier

February 27, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Space: the Final Font Tier

Charlie KazfrancoAccustomed to there never being a clean spork around when I need one most. Frequent contributor to global warming and Time Soak Dot Com.Website - Twitter - More Posts

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The Honest Truth of What I’m About to Say Will Probably Enrage You

February 27, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
The Honest Truth of What I’m About to Say Will Probably Enrage You

I have a 6th sense when it comes to knowing how to push people’s buttons. Normally I try to avoid such unpleasantness. Unfortunately that’s not always possible. I realize what I’m about to say...

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Fun and Free New Craze: Ear Fingering

February 26, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Charlie Kazfranco Pic - If you put a finger in your ear and scratch it sounds like pacman

Darwin saw this coming… the evolution of ear-finger games was inevitable. Not only is this revelation a gamer’s dream it’s also a huge relief on their parent’s pocketbooks. Free to play, and unlike nose...

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Celebrate President’s Day with a Valentine in Your Heart

February 20, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Celebrate President’s Day with a Valentine in Your Heart

President’s Day reminds me of Valentine’s Day, so I celebrate Reagan and Bush. They were America’s best lovers. They fucked the country the hardest.   Charlie KazfrancoAccustomed to there never being a clean spork...

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Hello I Love You Won’t You Tell Me Your Name?

February 13, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Charlie Kazfranco Falling in Love from Midnight to Midnight - humor relationships

Tomorrow I will be in love. At least that’s the plan. I will have 24 hours to succeed. Here’s how it’s going to work: 11:00 PM Tonight: I’ll be wearing my best, looking my...

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Space Aliens to Inject New Spy Gear into Human Orifice

December 17, 2011
By Charlie Kazfranco
Space Aliens to Inject New Spy Gear into Human Orifice

Outer Space isn’t so far out… Today, believers and nonbelievers alike are flabbergasted over the latest news publicized by the notorious internet hackers, known as Anonymous. Earlier this week, members of the vigilante group...

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The Business of Getting Out of People’s Business

December 15, 2011
By Charlie Kazfranco
The Business of Getting Out of People’s Business

The Obama family is featured in the latest issue of People Magazine. In the interview, Obama tells People his family isn’t on Facebook because he doesn’t want people knowing his business. The President: “Why...

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Alec Baldwin is a Dick

December 8, 2011
By Charlie Kazfranco
Alec Baldwin is a Dick

Alec Baldwin is a dick. He knows he’s a dick. Everyone who has sniffed the downwind of his previous antics is fully aware he’s a dick. And anyone caught in the upwind of his...

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