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A Who’s Who of Dancing with the Who?

September 10, 2013
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It’s that time of year again when hot women with perfect bodies dressed in skimpy outfits and ripped men in sparkly shirts without buttons dance with a bunch of obnoxious out-of-shape nobodies otherwise known as…

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A History of Contraception

February 26, 2012
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If we’ve learned one thing from the Republican debates—other than the fact that Republicans are retarded—it’s that Barack Obama is a religion-hating baby killer. And with all the hubbub over the president’s “war on religion,”…

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A Special Message to HumorOutcasts

February 25, 2012
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After more than 200 published articles with YAHOO! Contributor Network (formerly Associated Content), I received my first rejection from them because “Commentary… should be thoughtful and measured [and] should make clear distinctions between opinion and…

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Are Christian Conservatives Nuts?

February 5, 2012
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Yes they are. I’d suspected something wasn’t quite right with these people about the time the late Reverend Jerry Falwell began a crusade to take down that infamous public television promoter of the gay agenda,…

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Top Sex Scandals of 2011

December 4, 2011
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After a long hiatus (Latin for “drug and alcohol rehab”), I have returned to bring you this year’s edition of my favorite subject: sex scandals. And if the sex scandals of 2011 taught us anything,…

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A White Man’s Guide to the History of Rap Music

September 9, 2011
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Prepare to Have Your Nizzle Shizzled, Bro! Having grown up on the mean streets of white suburbia, I have always kind of been a little on the edge which has kept me in tune with…

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The Ugliest Baseball Players of All Time

July 17, 2011
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Pretty boys like Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez get to screw all the hot chicks. Ugly boys like the guys listed below get screwed in print by heartless bastards like me. Don Mossi Back in…

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Observations on Pippa’s Ass, Anthony’s Weiner, and the Attack of the Liberal Mob!

June 9, 2011
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In defense of Anthony Weiner, going on Twitter and tweeting his penis to young women sounds a whole lot dirtier than it really is. Hell, it’s not like he was poking them on Facebook. It…

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The Midnight Ride of Sarah Palin

June 5, 2011
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Being a man who has made a meager living writing revisionist history in my award-winning American History series—a series no less an authority than my wife refers to as “that stupid shit you write”—I know…

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Didja Miss Me?

May 31, 2011
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After a long hiatus—which is Latin for “rehab”—I have returned to bring you more great stuff on even more great stuff. Before you start judging me about the whole rehab thing, please know that I…

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