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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please forgive me for sucker punching my husband at the dinner table. When I asked how he spent his day off, I thought he said he’d spent hours online looking at porn shops, when in fact he said he spent hours online looking at pawn shops. He’d hocked our wedding bands on our recent trip to Vegas and was searching for the shop’s address. I’m still pissed about the wedding bands, but relieved he wasn’t searching for Hot Booty Babes with Big Boobs, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 12:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please give me the strength and the talent to act surprised when my husband and kids bring me breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day with a menu of extra cheese omelet, strawberry yogurt milkshake and fresh coffee with real cream. The fact that I’m lactose intolerant is irrelevant to me, but afterwards, they’ve planned a 2-hour road trip to the beach. No need to stop for gas on this outing, Amen. Happy Mother’s Day! &#160; Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/friday-humor-devotional-66/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 13:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please forgive me for the wretched things I say about my dear mother behind her back. Why, oh why, in the world would she name me Eaton after marrying my dad whose last name is Dinenwine. It’s not funny, really . . . it’s NOT, stop laughing . . . I hate you all, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/friday-humor-devotional-65/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 19:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please forgive me for my sin. I replaced my husband&#8217;s blue glide-on deodorant with our daughter’s blue glue stick  because he forgot my birthday. The fact that he was wearing the $200 silk shirt he purchased for HIS birthday is beside the point, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/friday-humor-devotional-64/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 18:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please explain to my overprotective dad when mom asks him to take out the trash not to escort my biker boyfriend to the curb with a black plastic bag over his head, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/friday-humor-devotional-63/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 17:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please help me stop my husband from calling the Antiques Road Show and explain to him that the old motorized breast pump he found in the attic is not an antique sex toy, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/friday-humor-devotional-62/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 16:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please remind my helpful but absentminded husband that he must first boil the 8-dozen eggs before dyeing and hiding them for the church’s Easter Egg Hunt, Amen. This Friday Humor Devotional was sponsored by the Supporters of the Abandoned Black Jelly Bean Foundation. Please remember for each Black Jelly Bean you neglect it becomes someone else’s responsibility to find a loving family who will gladly eat them without a second thought. Thank you. &#160; &#160; Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/friday-humor-devotional-61/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 22:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please give me the strength to explain to my redneck neighbor that the Harlem Shake is not a diet drink for overweight New York rappers, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 14:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please forgive me for torturing my annoying obsessive/compulsive, germ phobic boss. Filling her hand sanitizer bottles with corn syrup, then watching her frantically grabbing tissues after I sneezed on her, was too funny to pass up, Amen.   P.s. It was just as funny at the Unemployment Office. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 19:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please comfort our aquatic loving grandchildren after this morning’s upset. When their grandfather said he was going to drop the kids off at the pool he meant he needed to take a dump, Amen. &#160; &#160; Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Love, Montana Excerpt</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are happy to bring you an excerpt from Love, Montana the debut novel by Deb Martin- Webster. Love, Montana is the story of Rose and Montana Joe. The novel mostly takes place in Montana and it is a sweeping romance with a good dose of humor.  It is available on Amazon in print and kindle. I was surprised the room had an internet connection.  I hooked up my laptop and checked my email.  As I’ve come to expect there was one from Joe.   Fr: Montana Joe To: Rose Subject: Angel Flyin’ to Close to the Ground   Dear Rose, You’re in your office . . . busy being the efficient art columnist . . . sailin’ your way through another sea of administrative hassles and editing problems when . . . an unannounced visitor bursts through your door. . .you look up startled to see a tall, rustic ol’ Montana cowboy, wearing cowboy boots, wranglers, long-sleeved western shirt, gray Stetson cowboy hat, dancing blue-green eyes.   You stand to greet him . . . he tosses a box of beautiful wildflowers on your desk, grabs you up off your feet . . . plants a soft kiss on your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not A Leg To Stand On</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today’s News: In Pretoria, South Africa Oscar Pistorius continues to be investigated for the murder of his model girlfriend. The main focus being argued is if the Olympian charged with killing his girlfriend is a flight risk. After brief deliberation Counsel decided that Pistorius was free to go until his preliminary hearing however his prosthetic legs were remanded into custody and denied bail. Leaving the court house the press overheard Pistorius mumble, “When I get my legs back I’m going to kick their asses!!” Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/friday-humor-devotional-58/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 20:13:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please help me to explain to my extreme couponing addicted wife that there is NEVER, EVER a reason to buy econo-sized Jock Itch Powder, Yeast Infection Cream or Hemorrhoid Suppositories just because she’s got a two-dollars-off-any-pharmacy-items-in-store curricular and a buy-one-get-one-free coupon.  Okay, the Hemorrhoid Suppositories was on her list because her incessant couponing is a freaking pain in my ass, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Putters and Potty and Meth, Oh My!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s News:  A meth lab was found in a porta-potty in the middle of a golf course.  No joke, this is a real headline! With that being said I hope the police department has the balls to crack this case before the dumb ass drug dealers get tee&#8217;d off!  Yes, I know theses are really bad puns, but the headline itself is pretty crappy! &#160; http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/meth-lab-found-porta-potty-middle-golf-course-172419667&#8211;golf.html &#160; Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/friday-humor-devotional-57/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 15:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, I need your divine guidance. When I take my vegetarian boyfriend to my favorite Chinese restaurant tonight, is there a polite way to express that we’d prefer 50% less cat, Amen. &#160; Thanks Leslie! Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/friday-humor-devotional-56/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 20:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please give me the strength not to duct tape my mother-in-law to a chair and thrash her with a bamboo cane.  After 8-years of marriage she continues to introduce me as the-gold-digging-slut-whore-who-married-her-baby-boy, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/friday-humor-devotional-55/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please forgive me. When the veterinarian’s office called about having our dog spayed they asked me, “How old is the bitch?” I instinctively gave them my wife’s birthday, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>The Good News Is</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 14:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; In the news today, farmers in the southwest are apprehensive about the recent snow and freezing temperatures effecting produce, specifically broccoli and cauliflower. The shortage would inevitably raise the prices in supermarkets resulting in loss of sales. On an elementary note, millions of children all across the nation could be heard screaming, “Let it snow, let it snow, LET IT SNOW!” Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>PYT &#8211; Pretty (very) Young Thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2013 16:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; On New Year’s Eve 2012, Hugh Hefner 86 and Crystal Harris 26 finally made it to the alter and tied the knot. As a wedding gift Hef lavished his new bride with [what else] a shit load of cash.  Hefner was overheard saying, “Here you go my darling wife, take my credit cards and go enjoy yourself! If you were a little older you’d be a whore but thank goodness you’re just a grateful child.” Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/friday-humor-devotional-54/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 16:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please smite me with thy horrid and vengeful fury if I EVER and I mean ever utter the phrase to my husband, “Honey, you really look good in those Meggins”, Amen. &#160; http://nation.foxnews.com/meggins/2012/12/12/men-tights-how-meggings-are-taking-fashion-storm &#160; &#160; Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/friday-humor-devotional-53/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 02:07:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please thank my cheapskate boss for his thoughtful Christmas gift.  If I’m ever held captive in a Turkish prison the shitty dollar store aftershave he gave me will keep the rats out of my cell, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional A Day Early</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 16:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, I’m posting my Friday Humor Devotional a day early just in case you decide to punish me for my levity in your name and plunge the world into a state of total destruction via the Mayan calendar prediction. However, in my defense Honey Boo Boo, Bon Jovi (you can thank me later Bill), The Gangnam Style Guy, all political campaign ads and many other nuisances too numerous to mention can and should be obliterated. Anywhooo, staying with my reputation of asking you for your tolerance and forgiveness, please forgive my religious mockery and if the world is still in tact on Saturday please honor my request for 50-yard line tickets for Super Bowl 2013, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 14:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please smite me with temporary blindness and amnesia after witnessing my semi-naked grandfather getting frisky with grandmom wearing only Christmas stockings and jingle bells yelling whip ‘em Gangnam style, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Smoke&#8217;em If You Got&#8217;em</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2012 00:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today in Seattle dozens of people lit up their doobies without the threat of being arrested for smoking marijuana in public. Yes, smoking marijuana is now legal for adults over 21 in Washington State. However, if you are caught with more than an ounce you can still be placed under arrest. On a more humorous side, arrest reports could now contain the phrase, “Suspect was bat-shit crazy and totally fucked up.” Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>OH HOLY CRAP!  A Personal Recollection of My Family&#8217;s Christmas Tradition.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 15:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before I got married my family maiden name was Simpson. Yes Simpson, like Fox Network cartoon family. Just like the show there were five of us. My dad Ted and my mom Margaret and yes they called her &#8220;Marge&#8221;, my little brother Roger and older sister Marlene. The Simpson family always celebrated Christmas Eve in a big way. We would pull out all the holiday stops, decorating the tree and the front of our home. It was traditional for the youngest child to put the Christmas star on the tree. The star has been in our family for years and Roger was instructed not to fidget with it. I always thought it was dumb to entrust such a delicate ornament to a clumsy 5-year-old. My sister Marlene had the honor of singing, We Wish You a Merry Christmas. It was my traditional duty to turn the lights on and off. Yes . . . on and off!  If the Clapper had been invented I&#8217;d be out of a job. Somehow my duty never seemed as exciting as my siblings. Mom said it was because I was just the right height to reach the light switch. My sister said it was [...]]]></description>
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