“Damn it Jackson, hold that bastard down!” Coot tied a quick half hooey and put the J Lazy G brand on the calf. Cooter T. Barneson was the ranch boss at the J Lazy G. He worked the…
Its so hot I’m having flashbacks of slavery! Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author…
They’re everywhere! You know those infernal freaking indoor motorized assassin vehicles that most folks over 70 use to get around in. They’re called Limited Mobility Scooter, better known as Hoverounds. Even those individuals who have had their…
There’s nothing like driving with the top down and cranking up the music on hot summer nights. I remember my old 1970 Volkswagen Rabbit with the crappy red vinyl seats that literally turned in to molten…
A recent news article from Westminster, California reported that Catherine Kieu-Becker could get life in prison for penis chopping. On Monday night, police say Kieu spiked a meal and served it to her estranged husband.…
So, you’ve been handed your pink slip, however, the boss expects you to work until the end of the day. Here is a list of clever one-liners guaranteed to make your departure memorable. For your convenience I’ve listed them…
Sharks sited off the coast of New Jersey . . . Dear God . . . Eat Snookie First . . . Eat SNOOKIE first! Thank you Joe Marchetti Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration,…
On the eve of every July 4th, my husband, who happens to be British, argues incessantly about the facts surrounding the American War of Independence. During one of our disputes he informed me that one…
Hillbilly Health Insurance Agent: Gooood Mornin’, Hillbilly Health Care Services, kin I help ya’. Bubba: Hey, I was wonderin’ how long are my kids covered under my health insurance? Hillbilly Health Insurance Agent: Well, lookin’…
Texting – it is the plague of the twenty first century; a virus that debilitates language. It has infected our society so much that we are losing our ability to write without using at least a half…
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