Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please thank my law office co-worker for catching an auto correction typo in my closing argument or I would have read the following statement, “Your Honor as my client’s counsel I would like […]
Dear Lord, please thank my law office co-worker for catching an auto correction typo in my closing argument or I would have read the following statement, “Your Honor as my client’s counsel I would like […]
Dear Lord, please find it in your heart to forgive me for my bad behavior. When my brother’s obnoxious girlfriend bragged about how beautiful her new Celtic tattoo was I couldn’t resist telling her it […]
Dear Lord, please give me one good reason not to slap my redneck hunter husband. When I told him I wanted an alfresco candlelit Surf and Turf anniversary dinner I didn’t expect to be […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my memory lapse and total lack of respect for our Halloween Shop’s policy that everyone MUST dress in costume on October 31st. When my micro-managing boss asked why I didn’t wear […]
Red and blue lights of the Coven County police cars flashed on the yellow rain slickers as the officers circled what they thought was a dead animal. It had teeth and claws but […]
Dear Lord, please give me the knowledge and the insight to answer my 7-year-old grandson’s question. “If Andy, Barney and Opie live in Mayberry and cousin Clyde lives in Lewisberry . . . who lives […]
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my not-so-smart hormone driven high school son when his sexy blond home room teacher announced she’d be prepping them for her S.A.T. His response, “She’s already got a […]
Dear Lord, please help me get out of this mess. My girlfriend said her best friend’s boyfriend gave her sexy Spanx for her birthday. I guess I didn’t understand that she meant fashion wear. […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my caffeine deprived British husband for his brief lapse in judgment when he pulled over and asked an overweight South Carolina Sheriff, “Excuse me, and don’t take this the wrong way, […]