Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please do not punish me for eating a value pack of cookies and downing a liter of soda while I waited in the 10 or less isle. Reason: I had 12 items and […]
Dear Lord, please do not punish me for eating a value pack of cookies and downing a liter of soda while I waited in the 10 or less isle. Reason: I had 12 items and […]
Katie Couric was interviewing a female guest who admitted being addicted to the internet. She said she was on Facebook for more than 10-hours a day. The interview lasted 15-minutes but I miss the last […]
Dear Lord, please explain to my late-night-chili-eating husband that it’s never ever a good idea to shake me wake at 3:00 AM just to tell me he dreamt he was married to Jennifer Lopez, lived […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for humiliating the poor Philadelphia tourist who walked up to me at our hotel and asked, “Are you the lady who wrote that book, Love, Montana?” To which I replied, […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my ignorance. I just saw a commercial on the Discovery Channel for a new series about a redneck moonshiner named Tickle whose claim to fame is sleeping and being drunk throughout […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for confusing our new snobby Manhattan neighbors. When I told them I was excited about Shark Week, her response was and I quote, “I find that very hard to believe […]
“If you’re a real psychic, what am I thinking right now?” Another question I get when I tell people I’m a psychic. This is usually my cue to screw with people. Yes, many psychic have […]
This is the first installment of the ongoing series: The Psychic’s Corner. HO Predicts you will enjoy the posts of the very funny and talented Deb Martin-Webster “Here’s something to think about: […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my well-meaning husband for interrupting (via call waiting) a very important phone conversation with Donna to ask me if I needed anything from Tractor Supply. As much as I appreciate his […]