The Place to Take a Humor Break
Dear Lord, please forgive my 5-year-old’s innocent outburst during one of our Sunday sermons. When the Reverend praised that Jesus Saves, little Barry proudly stood up and shouted, “But Daddy says Moses refinances!” Amen, with […]
Bill O’Reilly said Michelle Obama was misinformed about the SLAVES that built the White House. Quoting that they were well fed and had decent living accommodations. Eh Bill . . . I think you’re glossing […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrible mistake towards a young church member. While singing a hymen hymn he was so off-key I accused him of being deaf. He signed back yes I am. […]
When questioned about the swirling accusations of plagiarism, Melania Trump replied, “I would never plagiarize someone else’s speech. I’m so very proud of my original opening statements, “Only in America can a young black man; […]
Dear Lord, I hope you can forgive my intolerance toward Pat Robertson’s recent behavior. I respect no man who praises the Lord with Jazz Hands, Amen. Check out more of […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my naive misunderstanding. When an elder church member asked if I’ve been Saved from Satan, I replied, “No, we’re still married.” Amen. Check out […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my unintentional rudeness for farting in the baptismal pool. It gave the word pew an entirely new meaning, Amen. Check out more of Deb’s humor […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my huge misunderstanding of our Reverend’s sermon. When he asked that we all reflect and slumber on the words he spoke I thought he meant immediately. I was wrong, Amen. […]
While having brunch with Gandhi we pondered many things. Why do unicorns poop rainbows, why is Full House back on television, why is i before e except after c and so on? We also pondered […]
(Yes, I know it’s not Friday but hey I’m getting old and forgetful) Dear Lord, please do not judge me for my rude behavior. When our pastor proclaimed that Jesus turned water into wine […]