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How I Learned to Fear the Porta-John This probably works best if you check out my picture at the end of the post. Classy 
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At Wednesday’s Olympic Womens Water Polo match NBC aired an American player grabbing the “Olympic gear” of her Spanish opponent. The tussle resulted in a wardrobe malfunction exposing the Spanish player’s nipple. In my opinion, the humorous side to…
Dear Lord, please, please remind me again why I shouldn’t burn in hell for laughing and allowing the police to handcuff and arrest the snarky woman who walked out of the store with the $1,400 Versace leather…
Dear Lord, please help me to understand why it is as soon as we invite friends over for dinner our cat who is always constipated decides it’s the perfect time to take a monumental litter…
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my dimwitted redneck neighbor that watching NASCAR with his eye’s crossed won’t double his favorite car and driver’s chance of winning . . . dumb ass, Amen. Deb…
Dear Lord, when I die please have my ashes spread over the sexy hot bodies of Johnny Depp and LL Cool J so that I can at last say I was part of a ménage à trois,…
On Tuesday, July 3, 2012, one of North Carolina’s native sons, Andy Griffith passed away. Six years ago, I had the opportunity to visit Mount Airy aka Mayberry and visit the Andy Griffith Playhouse. It…
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and the courage to tell my wife that her new bandage dress needs another 5-yards of bandage just to cover her ass, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career…
After a recent visit back to my hometown, the city of brotherly love Philadelphia, I realized I’d been too long away from the city and needed to be refreshed on some of the basic city…
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