News flash:God never delivers the rapture as long as people walk around all self-righteous & superior about the rapture. http://wcti.us/00EF Del StewartMore Posts - Website - Twitter
MacArthur: Old soldiers never die, they just can’t use their guns anymore. http://wcti.us/0039 Del StewartMore Posts - Website - Twitter
Sweeny Todd: Ok, no more politicians. Their eyes are atrophied and their brain-to-fat ratio just sours the whole batch. http://wcti.us/0093 Del StewartMore Posts - Website - Twitter
Victor Frankenstein: It’s alive! It’s alive! It’s watching Bill O’Reilly. False alarm! http://wcti.us/00Bf Del StewartMore Posts - Website - Twitter
Geronimo: You say what when you jump out of a plane? … Why? … What’s a plane? http://wcti.us/001K Del StewartMore Posts - Website - Twitter
Every union general at every battle up until Gettysburg: Dudes, the other way. http://wcti.us/002x Del StewartMore Posts - Website - Twitter
Alexander Graham Bell: Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you. Don’t put me on hold! Ugh http://wcti.us/002o Del StewartMore Posts - Website - Twitter
Donner Party: Mmmm Buffalo wings. Big honkin’ ones too! Um, where’s Frank? http://wcti.us/00AE Del StewartMore Posts - Website - Twitter
Isaac Newton: Well, there’s a coconut tree over there, but the apple tree is a little more shady. http://wcti.us/003V Del StewartMore Posts - Website - Twitter
Joan of Arc #haiku: I’m 86 pounds. And you need me to lead you. Desperate are we? http://wcti.us/0089 Del StewartMore Posts - Website - Twitter
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