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Prince Reports Heaven is Dull

August 26, 2016
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  THE HEAVENS–The Soul Formerly Known as Prince reported Thursday that after experiencing Eternal Paradise for 4 months, he found it “vanilla.”  “Neon pegaguses?” the megastar and eccentric party host groaned and rolled his eyes,…

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10 Signs It’s Time To End Your Amusement Park Visit

June 2, 2016
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Embed from Getty Images Summer’s here.  The commercials are starting to run, the ones where people are screaming with laughter while riding various roller coasters/water slides/parking trams.  Those ads make amusement parks look crazy fun,…

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Man Sees the Writing on the Walls

January 11, 2016
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Marshall is not a fan of a lot of clutter.  But he loves his wife Cheryl, and he admits he doesn’t know how to decorate very well.  Since marriage is an institution built on compromise,…

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You’ll Never Guess Where in China Your 5 Fave Holiday Movies Were Made

December 23, 2015
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Embed from Getty Images Is it really true, that everything is made in China these days?  It appears so.  Your smart phone, your lightbulbs, your shoes…it even turns out to be true of your favorite…

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If You Do One Thing Today, Please Rate Our Services

June 12, 2015
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Customer opinion in the age of the internet is ever more paramount.  If it were true in pre-cyberspace times that “a happy customer tells a friend, while an unhappy customer tells the world”, modern businesses…

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Easy Ideas for Spring Planting Containers

March 4, 2015
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After this winter’s final (I’m sure of it!) vortex du jour, spring has arrived!  Sun and warm temps abound! It’s time to brighten up our houses with the best the season has to offer.  Here…

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Armani Recalls Black Performance Cape Due to Whiplash Hazard

February 27, 2015
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Recall Details Armani is recalling its long black capes* due to strangulation and whiplash hazards recently discovered.   Units About 3 (most likely in possession of Batman, Ozzy Osbourne and Zorro)   Description Long, black,…

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Diary Excerpts from a Winter Move*

February 20, 2015
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Where have I been?  I know, I missed me too!  We moved houses, which is one of the smartest winter hobbies we could imagine.  Here I share a couple of the highlights. Day 1:  Closing…

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Shame of Thrones

September 4, 2014
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I love free reading materials in my mailbox.  Take, for instance, those realtor “newsletters” with suggestions such as “Top 10 Easy Things You Can Do to Improve the Value of Your Home.”  I learn so much from…

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Thistlebuck Preschool Academy for the Common-Sensed: Curriculum Goals and Parent Testimonials

August 14, 2014
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Prospective Parents:    It’s that time of year again—school days!  Here at Thistlebuck Preschool Academy, we know you have a choice when it comes to your child’s education.  You, as parents of sound judgment, are…

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