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Shoot The Messenger

February 12, 2014
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Shoot The Messenger

I finally know why Cupid carries a sack of arrows.  It’s not to shoot unsuspecting victims and make them fall in love with each other – because that’s a childish and stupid concept – and…

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What A Boob

February 6, 2014
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What A Boob

“I think my tits are made of memory foam”, I said to the poor man joining me for dinner. “It’s like I keep cutting them off and they keep growing back.  They’re the Tempurpedic of…

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Cruise To Nowhere

February 3, 2014
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Cruise To Nowhere

While everyone was very busy ooing and ahhing over the superbowl commercials for things like underwear from David Beckham and sparkling water from Scarlett Johanson – I was mesmerized by another commercial – one where…

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Keeping It Real – Naked

February 2, 2014
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Keeping It Real – Naked

When it comes to sex, I consider myself to be a fairly well adjusted person and by fairly I mean – I don’t run screaming from the room if a man takes his pants off.…

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Single Old Female

January 31, 2014
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Single Old Female

Married people and people with children sometimes say the darnedest things to single childless people… and by darnedest I mean – dumb, stupid, inane, insulting, ridiculous, and for a big finish let me whip out…

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Weed Whacked

January 30, 2014
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Hi, my name is Heidi and I’m a pot-smoking vegan.  Okay, raise your hand if you thought you’d never hear me say that?  All hands up?  Good. Thankfully, I’m wearing Chanel underpants as I say…

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