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		<title>Per that Huggies commercial, what is in the water in Round Rock, Texas?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The plot sounds like something out of a horror film. Or a failed CBS reality show. A town overrun with babies. But it&#8217;s actually just the latest commercial from Huggies, which touts Round Rock, Texas as a town booming with infants. For some reason, I just picture babies everywhere. Your bank tellers. Working the drive-thru of Burger King. Doing your taxes. I also envision them dressed as gangsters like the cast of children in Bugsy Malone. But as playful as the above advertisement is, Huggies ups the intensity with an official trailer based on the town (yes, there&#8217;s a trailer). A town where a diaper is changed every .98 seconds. And it&#8217;s doubtful this stat accounts for the nursing home population. Seriously, what&#8217;s going on in Round Rock? Are men and women especially bored? Why is Round Rock the go-to town in North America for babies? Why are they migrating there? Honestly, Huggies should have visited my hometown. When I was in high school, everyone was pregnant. It was its own little Round Rock, Texas. Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The irony behind how &#8216;Game of Thrones&#8217; was greenlit</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 00:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HBO&#8217;s &#8220;Game of Thrones&#8221; has been the talk around the watercooler this week, given that its Season 3 finale was this past Sunday. And yesterday entertainment outlets were buzzing when word leaked of how GoT came to TV life. Apparently, HBO programming president Michael Lombardo made the decision to go forward with the series based on George R.R. Martin&#8217;s books after seeing the pilot script writers at the same gym he worked out at. A gym? Really? The gym, of all places, is what brought one of the nerdiest pop culture pieces to television, a show that conjures up images of pale kids in basements playing Magic: The Gathering. Clearly, Fantasy&#8217;s Santa, George R.R. Martin, wrote the series without ever lifting a weight, bless his heart (seriously!). Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Can two fans of rival NHL teams find love? Probably not.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two Stanley Cup Playoff teams, both alike in dignity, in the Steel City where we lay our scene. I had a near &#8220;meet-cute&#8221; at Game 1 of the Pens/Bruins Stanley Cup Playoff Game when I was seated next to an attractive hockey fan at the Consol Arena. Good looking? Check. Presumably straight? Check. Pens fan? No. Elbow to elbow, we sat next to each other. Rival teams, rival families. His father frequently yelled for Matt Cook&#8217;s head, my uncle that Bergeron just plain sucked. We had so much going against us already. During breaks in play, I wanted to ask him questions. Who&#8217;s your favorite player? What do you think of the Hawks/Kings series? Wanna father my children? But there never seemed to be the right segue. Instead, we engaged in mindless chitchat while I tried to lean closer toward him, holding out hope that the cameramen might think we&#8217;re together and feature us on the Kiss Cam. Not to say that my head was completely in the clouds. When he stood up and pointed proudly to his jersey after Nate Horton&#8217;s goal, I did contemplate giving him a swift kick in his Bruins. I soon realized that maybe our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In defense of Adam Levine</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2013 22:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The entertainment world was rocked&#8212;well, slightly pushed off-balance&#8212;when Adam Levine said on May 28&#8242;s episode of NBC&#8217;s &#8220;The Voice&#8221;: &#8220;I hate this country.&#8221; He says it around the 1:14 mark of the below video. He took to Twitter to tell everyone that it was a joke, obviously, and that they are all humorless bastards for getting upset over it. He was simply upset that America has terrible taste in picking the next music superstar. After all, &#8220;The Voice&#8221; is out to find a singer for the ages/lifespan of almond milk. But I think everyone, including the people who weren&#8217;t offended by the comment, is missing a darker point Levine is making, and it&#8217;s not just about the elimination of one of his singers. There&#8217;s a reason why he hates the United States. Americans have embraced a lot of crappy music over the years, from William Hung to Kings of Leon. Maroon 5 is not immune to this distinction. In a time when cell phones rule, America somehow made a grating song about a payphone a huge hit. Thus, when he said he hated the United States, he really just hates himself. Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why do religious organizations choose to recruit people in the bathroom?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[En route to Philadelphia, my Megabus made a rest stop, and when I went to use the bathroom, I saw this. To urinate? Yes. But when I flipped the card over, it was all about Judgement Day. Clearly, this was intentional. The &#8220;Are You Ready?&#8221; side of the card is enticing enough for anyone to flip it over. However, I just don&#8217;t get why religious groups target bathroom stalls. Is it because of the ungodly naughtiness that goes on at night in these places? Or do they believe people achieve ultimate enlightenment on the can? For some reason, I picture these religious members sneaking around like elves, placing the cards on toilet paper containers and giving each other high fives. Yes. This will get those heathens on our side. Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Who should play Mr. Rogers in a movie? Please don&#8217;t let him be hot.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 13:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood for speculation this week, when it was announced that a Mr. Rogers biopic is in the works. Many media outlets, like Parade and People magazines, asked readers who should play the legendary children&#8217;s television host, with responses including Jim Parsons and Steve Carell. But since Hollywood rarely listens to fans, as Katherine Heigl playing Stephanie Plum can attest, I would just like to say, please, PLEASE, movie producers: Whatever you do, don&#8217;t cast the role of Mr. Rogers with an undeniably hot actor. It will just be awkward. For example, if you put Ryan Gosling in the role (as there was some faux speculation a year ago that he would be playing Walt Disney in a biopic), it will be beyond distracting for viewers, especially when he removes his cardigan. And EVERYONE knows boyfriend can rock a cardigan like no other. Also, no actors known for their nudity, which makes Michael Fassbender a no-go. Viewers don&#8217;t want to watch the film, waiting to see Mr. Rogers&#8217;. . .neighbors. So who should play the icon? I say Ellen DeGeneres. She&#8217;s charming, sexually nonthreatening, and appears to sport the same footwear and clothing as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I wish celebrities would quit emailing me.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 23:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was going on 8 in the morning when I heard my phone buzz on the kitchen table, as I was getting ready for work. The message was from my friend in New York, and nothing but this image. &#8220;Michael Bolton needs you.&#8221; We both had a good laugh at the email she received, and then moved on with our respective days. Then, Monday night, my phone buzzed again with this picture message from my friend: Mr. Bolton was getting persistent, giving &#8220;How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?&#8221; a whole new meaning. Yes, &#8220;celebrities&#8221; have access to our email, which seems a little unfair considering they&#8217;re always demanding privacy. Last summer, I had Sarah Jessica Parker emailing me about the Obama campaign, acting like we were besties that chatted about men over Cosmopolitans together. She ended the email with, &#8220;It should be fabulous.&#8221; How very Carrie Bradshaw. But there was a catch. Yes, I was invited. . .as long as I donated money to the Obama campaign. What was all of this &#8220;fabulous&#8221; talk? Carrie would have never done that to Charlotte, Samantha, or Miranda! The funny thing is if we &#8220;norms&#8221; (you know celebrities call us that) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apparently, only one person is allowed to be named Denise Richards.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Boston Marathon bombing has been weighing on everyone&#8217;s hearts and minds in the hours since the blast rocked the city and the nation. And sadly, in the wake of the tragedy, more sorrow is being brought to light through tweeters&#8217; tragic lack of comprehension skills. Because 8-year-old victim Martin Richard&#8217;s mother is named Denise, many took to Twitter to express their condolences to actress Denise Richards, without even considering that there might be more than one person on the planet named Denise Richards. Apparently, everyone&#8217;s minds immediately went to Denise Richards and her illustrious career of lesbian sex scenes, being married to Charlie Sheen, and starring in her own E! reality show, &#8220;It&#8217;s Complicated.&#8221; These superfans also didn&#8217;t realize that the actress doesn&#8217;t even have a son: She has three daughters. Also, the victim&#8217;s mother&#8217;s name isn&#8217;t even Denise Richards&#8212;it&#8217;s Denise Richard. Actress Richards has not released a statement, but the letter &#8220;S&#8221; has apparently admitted that, &#8220;The world is full of idiot(s)&#8212;plural. That&#8217;s one word I meant to be a part of.&#8221; Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Loneliness just got very creepy.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 02:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some Japanese university students have invented a &#8220;hugging coat&#8221; that&#8217;s supposed to simulate what it&#8217;s like to be hugged by a girlfriend. Even creepier, the coat only hugs you from behind, with messages like, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry! I&#8217;m late.&#8221; How sweet. It creates a nice little date scenario where you can wait for no one in public and then not go to the coffee shop where you weren&#8217;t supposed to meet anyone. I give mad props to the students for combating stereotypes. Clearly, this coat should have been invented by fans of The Hobbit. Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Well, at least one Princeton guy is not getting laid tonight.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 01:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An open letter to the Daily Princetonian student newspaper from Susan A. Patton &#8217;77 has sparked controversy based on the fact that the alumna advises young Princeton women to &#8220;Find a Husband&#8221; before they graduate. While there is plenty to debate when it comes to the women&#8217;s lib issues this article raises, let&#8217;s not gloss over the real victim of this story: Susan A. Patton&#8217;s son. He goes to Princeton. Right. Now. It&#8217;s bad enough getting cock-blocked by a friend at a frat party, but by your mom? In a student newspaper article? That goes viral? This guy&#8217;s love life is gonna be bleak over the next few years&#8212;a series of shut doors without one single doorknob sock in sight. Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Minnie Mouse is on Mr. Blackwell&#8217;s &#8216;Exterminate&#8217; list.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 22:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Minnie Mouse has gotten a makeover. Say goodbye to her polka-dot dress and bow, and hello to this frock that looks a little like something Missy Elliott wore to the Grammys in 2000. You can catch the video of the making of the dress (in French) here: Clearly, it does nothing for her figure. How about instead of this unnecessary and poorly-constructed makeover, someone design poor Donald Duck pants? Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>See Ryan Seacrest without his beard!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have apparently broken up. I&#8217;m not sure why, but ABC News has in-depth coverage of the breakup, with a one-minute-and-44-second segment dedicated to a couple half of America probably didn&#8217;t know was together in the first place (not to mention, most people probably don&#8217;t know who the female half of this couple is): In the clip, when he talks about her to Chelsea Handler, citing &#8220;she&#8217;s phenomenal,&#8221; it kind of sounds like the shtick he throws out about contestants on &#8220;American Idol.&#8221; Do you think his final words to her were, &#8220;Seacrest out&#8221;? Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Simulating homelessness is just another surcharge for movie theaters now.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 16:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leave it to the Germans to take something fun, like going to the movies, and make it miserable. With Frozen Cinema, the German-based publication Fiftyfifty recently tricked moviegoers into experiencing what it&#8217;s like to be homeless, turning on the air conditioning and freezing out the audience so they could feel what it&#8217;s like to be on the street. What a treat for everyone! Clearly, these people just wanted to sit down, relax, and enjoy the German premiere of Playing for Keeps. If Fiftyfifty really wanted to teach the audience what it&#8217;s like to be homeless, shouldn&#8217;t they just have broken all of the moviegoers&#8217; leases and mortgages before sending them home? The folks I really feel bad for are the homeless people who sneaked into the movie, thinking they&#8217;d be able to seek some refuge from the outside. Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook is color blind.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 23:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone makes a big deal about how Facebook knows all of us so well, as it can identify faces and keep an activity log of your searches. But I discovered a big flaw today. This popped up on my Facebook feed, so naturally I clicked on it because I&#8217;m a sucker: When I got to the page, I discovered that, as a white woman,. . .eh, this page might actually not be for me. Facebook thinks I&#8217;m black! All this time I thought it knew me, but here it doesn&#8217;t even know the most basic info about me. Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Thank you, Brazil, for officially giving the U.S. this idea.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 00:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Michelle Obama were living in Brazil, she would not be standing sitting for this. Apparently, the 2014 World Cup will be the first of its kind to offer seats to the obese. Yes, the &#8220;sport of the future&#8221; prognosticates a grim one, similar to that of the humans in WALL-E: Can you imagine if these &#8220;livin&#8217; large&#8221; seats were offered to NFL fans? With stadium menus of nachos and beer, it would be the equivalent of giving Honey Boo Boo an unlimited supply of &#8220;sketty.&#8221; Obese seats would give fans a license to ill in order to maintain the seats. You stay fat, you stay put in the roomy extra-large seats. Personally, I wasn&#8217;t aware that obesity was a problem among soccer fans. In fact, the ugly American in me wasn&#8217;t aware there were soccer fans. Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Seth MacFarlane slammed for lame jokes about women. Whitney Cummings remains unscathed.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some might say that Seth MacFarlane is probably not having a good day today, given that his Oscar-hosting duties are getting slammed by everyone from critics to the Jewish community to apparently women (it may be hard for him to find an Oscar date next year. . .). Margaret Lyons at Vulture is pissed about MacFarlane&#8217;s jokes toward women, especially the musical number, &#8220;We Saw Your Boobs,&#8221; citing: &#8220;It&#8217;s dehumanizing and humiliating, and as if every single one of those jokes is an ostensibly gentler way of saying, &#8216;I don&#8217;t think you belong here.&#8217;&#8221; Of course, women belong at the Oscars! If women weren&#8217;t there, there would be no &#8220;Fashion Police,&#8221; where a group of women discusses all of the actresses and celebrities in Hollywood with class and sophistication, never referring to Halle Barry&#8217;s genital region as her &#8220;kitty&#8221; or Helena Bonham Carter&#8217;s hair as &#8220;pubic&#8221; extensions. Phew. I&#8217;m so glad that Seth MacFarlane&#8217;s malicious and unexpected brand of comedy has finally brought women-being-disrespected to light. Also, did you know that women should tell prospective rapists that they&#8217;re menstruating in order to avoid being assaulted? Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Soaking these in vodka probably doesn&#8217;t have the same desired result.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 02:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While shopping at a dollar store (my hometown has three in the same plaza!), I encountered this in the cleaning supplies aisle. I didn&#8217;t know that in French &#8220;tampon&#8221; means &#8220;plug&#8221; or &#8220;stopper&#8221; (which still doesn&#8217;t explain why this particular phrase appears on a &#8220;scrub buddies&#8221; product). I pity the poor sap on a shopping run for his girlfriend who buys this as a joke. Scratch that. I pity the girlfriend. Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Morning-after&#8217; wedding photos are the latest trend. &#8216;Divorce proceeding&#8217; photos to follow.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 02:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those who are cheerleaders for tact, you&#8217;re gonna wanna torch your pompoms with this news. Apparently, the latest trend in wedding photography is &#8220;morning-after&#8221; photos, with pictures of couples draped in rumpled sheets and unmade beds. Forget table settings and Grandma accidentally catching the garter belt. What people really want to see commemorated from a wedding is the hard-core sex from the wedding night! I can&#8217;t tell whether society has become this voyeuristic or whether it&#8217;s become this narcissistic. Is there a desire to see these photos? Is it really necessary to share this intimate moment with the world? I can just imagine a mother looking at the photos on Facebook, seeing discarded garments and underwear on the honeymoon suite floor, and wiping away a proud tear. The funny thing is, when I&#8217;m at weddings, thinking of the bride and groom having sex is usually the one thing I am desperately trying not to think of, probably because in a way&#8212;and especially for the older relatives and uptight individuals at these gatherings&#8212;weddings are a celebration of sex being socially acceptable. These two can officially do it. If they were living in sin before, it&#8217;s OK now because they&#8217;re married. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There has to be a better way to phrase this.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2013 01:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sexual assault is a serious issue, but there has to be a better way to phrase when a claim is retracted. Yep. The sexual assault was canceled. Stay tuned for when it will be rescheduled. Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>BlackPeopleMeet.com doesn&#8217;t live up to its title.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve seen the commercials, and I was curious. Boy, was I in for a surprise when I went to the website. Who let the white dude in? Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>You can&#8217;t say &#8216;sex&#8217; on the radio.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 23:19:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was shocked the other day when I was listening to the radio, ready to crank up some Bruno Mars, and discovered that &#8220;Locked Out of Heaven&#8221; was censored. He&#8217;s not allowed to sing, &#8220;Your sex takes me to paradise.&#8221; I&#8217;m pretty sure the word &#8220;sex&#8221; or some variation of it has shown up in pop songs for years. I&#8217;ve never heard &#8220;S***back&#8221; by Justin Timberlake. Nor have I heard LMFAO&#8217;s &#8220;S**y and I Know It.&#8221; Or how about the Marcy Playground song &#8220;S** and Candy&#8221; from the &#8217;90s? So, why Bruno Mars? Why can&#8217;t a guy celebrate through song the ecstasy of doing it with a woman? Maybe the radio doesn&#8217;t want the teenyboppers getting any ideas, but when they have Snapchat and watch &#8220;16 and Pregnant,&#8221; isn&#8217;t this really just overkill? Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Is not liking HBO&#8217;s &#8216;Girls&#8217; considered a hate crime?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 00:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sunday night, I watched as Lena Dunham won not one, but two, Golden Globes for her work on the divisive HBO hit &#8220;Girls,&#8221; including Best Actress TV Series &#8211; Comedy/Musical and Best TV Series &#8211; Comedy/Musical. The show, which follows four girls milling about in their 20s, is supposed to appeal to Millennial women, but as someone in the key demo, I&#8217;m just not that into it. Yet, as I rolled my eyes with disdain and yelled at the screen as Dunham thanked Chad Lowe in her acceptance speech, I had three gay men yelling at me. How do you not like this show? You should at the very least appreciate that a woman is writing, directing, and starring in it! She does not look like Mary Lou Retton! As it turns out, in the ultimate of ironies, I guess gay men do love &#8220;Girls.&#8221; But it&#8217;s not just these dudes who love and defend the show. My sister accused me of being anti-feminist for not appreciating Lena Dunham&#8217;s affinity for nudity, after I told her I found all of the nakedness on the show rather gross. I&#8217;m no prude, but when you&#8217;ve seen Dunham&#8217;s naked body more than your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I love it when TV movie descriptions get snarky.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2012 20:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Flipping through the TV channels recently, I spotted that The Specialist was going to be on, the 1994 bomb starring Sylvester Stallone and Sharon Stone. I couldn&#8217;t remember what it was about, so I clicked on the &#8220;Info&#8221; and discovered that my TV was sassier than a baby mama on &#8220;Maury.&#8221; &#8220;Tedious in the extreme.&#8221; What a sick burn from the telly. For some reason, I picture someone narrowing their gaze and adjusting their eye glasses while saying this phrase. On the other hand, other one-star films like National Security get generous descriptions. &#8220;Martin Lawrence is at his wisecracking best&#8221;&#8212;in a film that received one star, meaning that it&#8217;s the worst. Is caustic sarcasm a new addition to TVs? If so, I&#8217;ll take this over DVR any day. Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>This is why you shouldn&#8217;t buy used books as holiday gifts.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 01:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I rarely if ever do this, but recently I purchased a used book online as a Christmas gift for a friend. The description said the book was in good condition, and it arrived in such, so I figured I was good to go. Until I discovered there was an inscription in the front of the book that said: &#8220;Happy Reading! To Katie, from Grandma Radine.&#8221; I tried to cover it up. I hope my friend doesn&#039;t notice. Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>My Christmas gifts are getting a little too clingy.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 00:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two years ago, I purchased a subscription to the magazine Art in America for my sister (she actually wanted this pretentious rag, so I wasn&#8217;t being a jerk or anything). It lasted her a year, and I didn&#8217;t renew it, instead opting to get her a book on the band Fleetwood Mac last Christmas. You&#8217;d think that that would be the end of my relationship with the Art in America purchase, but oh no. I have received emails on the month, every month, about said subscription, and now it&#8217;s turning into a creepy girlfriend with this email. Yikes. Happy 2nd Anniversary? We didn&#8217;t even actually &#8220;date.&#8221; It was my sister who had the relationship with the magazine. I just set them up. Megan McLachlanIn high school, Megan got made fun of for being a closet heterosexual. Her pop culture blog is megoblog.com.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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