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Ode to Winter

February 20, 2012
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I suck big time at writing poetry.  What can someone like me do?  Write a bad poem and post it on a humor website for people to laugh at.  Here’s one of mine.  I assure…

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The ID Channel: Guilty Pleasure

February 12, 2012
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I watch the Investigation Discovery Channel.  There.  I said it.  My shameful secret is out. I am an educated person.  I’m supposed to be spending my TV time on PBS and other stations with edifying…

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The War of the Invader

February 9, 2012
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The stillness is disquieting – not even a television or a radio.  Even the cat is quietly napping on the couch, oblivious to the menace in the kitchen.  But I can see it, trying to…

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The Unashamed Subway Seat Thief

February 7, 2012
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The New York City subway system accommodates over 7 million rides each week.[1]  A good portion of these are repeat customers, so the number of actual riders is probably much lower, but you get the…

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The Daring Young Man on the Traffic Light

January 31, 2012
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News stories can be a rich source of laughs.  Take this one, for instance: AP ­ Tuesday, June 28, 2011 NEW YORK (AP) — A man who climbed atop a traffic light and briefly stopped…

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Why I Hate Checkout Lines

January 30, 2012
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I do everything right when choosing a checkout line.  I try to avoid the slow checkers.  I look to see how many people are in the line and how many of them have overflowing carts…

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Nobody Loves Humor Writers

January 27, 2012
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To the Literary Set, humor writers are one step above greeting card poets in the literature hierarchy.  We are categorized as next-to-lowest of the low, among the dregs of the literary world.  I’m not making…

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Okay, Now What?

January 24, 2012
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I was kind of stewing around, trying to think of something to write about.  Then I read Donna Cavanagh’s Curing the Blues, right here at http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/curing-the-blues/ .  I said to myself, “Depression.  Hmmm.  Kathryn, if…

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Saturday Morning With Harmony the Cat

January 15, 2012
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Cat: 1. walking ego with an attitude problem; 2. alien that took over Earth millennia ago (from “Definitions You Won’t Find in any Webster’s New World Dictionary,” http://www.opusforfour.com/definitions.html ) Before I go any further, I…

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I Pledge Allegiance to The Cat

January 11, 2012
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I adopted my cat from the New York City ASPCA in March of last year.  The ASPCA was careful to give me all the information they could about my cat’s background and to make sure…

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